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Puns!
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However, he may be fined by a group of his piers.
Well. I can see these puns giving berth to another wave of nautical gems... 
If they can find him… he’s in his Corvette chasing a Barracuda.
Well, we are surfing the Internet.Well. I can see these puns giving berth to another wave of nautical gems...
Some of these puns sound like they come from arty fish eel intelligence.
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We learned fish puns in school.
Don't tack your sails to the mast or you might come about.
I have to pay for a bus ticket?
I guess it's only fare
I guess it's only fare
But if they still don't come clean, that would be a real beach.
Now let's not get tack-y!
It sounds like you dropped the pass...
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
Because he drank coffee before it was cool.
Because he drank coffee before it was cool.
He didn't need to be so Wimpy about it and complain to someone else!
I'm sure he got a latte sympathy from everyone!
An oldie but goody.
What do you get if you mate an elephant with a rhino?
Elefino
What do you get if you mate an elephant with a rhino?
Elefino
