When I caught my neighbor attaching a rocket engine to a deer, I immediately reported him to the authorities.
Shame on him for trying to make a quick buck.
Shame on him for trying to make a quick buck.
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Puns!
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Wasn’t that Stubby who caused all that trouble? Man, you think they would’ve
filter-ed out all the troublemakers where they hired them.
All those guys didn’t have the Stones to hang with the big boys. All they had to do is call Mick and Keith and they would’ve let them borrow a little bit of Mother’s Little Helper to see them through.
My eggs went to the playground without my permission today.
But omelette it slide.
But omelette it slide.
Well that's a funny yolk!
Don't ask about my low self esteem, it's not that good.
Thanks. I like that you see things on the sunny side of life!Well that's a funny yolk!
Thanks. I like that you see things on the sunny side of life!
Thanks-I'm having more fun since I came out of my shell!
(a lot of folks thought I was hard-boiled).
I forgot about this pun. Thanks for jogging my memory.
I forgot about this pun. Thanks for jogging my memory.
Ah, so it wasn’t completely e-raced from you memory.
No, it hadn’t completely scooted from my brain.
You’d think it have run its course by now.
There you go, trotting out these jogging puns again....
Interviewer: "How good are you at PowerPoint?"
Me: "I Excel at it."
Interviewer: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"
Me: "Word".
Me: "I Excel at it."
Interviewer: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"
Me: "Word".
Yeah...I'm a little sneaker, ain't I?
Come into my Office, let's talk
