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PYPB XXXIII - Effects are STOOPID

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Hahhah ahahah hahahha hahaha ahhaha ahhahah aa ahaha ahah aa hahaa hahahahaha ahaha aha aha ha!!!!,... uh...ha, ha, ... heh, heh....

oh my... (wiping tears from my eyes)...

Seriously guys (I use this term for gals too, btw), f***ing sweet board set ups here, the big and the little! Clearly we all want to create something new and interesting, not reproduce what others 'expect' a bass to sound like. To quote my avatar, "We are the dream makers, and we are the dreamers of the dream". (yeah, I'm sure he was quoting someone else, still rings true!)

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Music is more about creative audio expression than wrote regurgitation. I wish others would vomit their negative opinions during their 'we clean bassists are so under appreciated' group therapy sessions and leave the rest of us out of it.

The 'I don't use effects because I want my bass to sound the way a bass is supposed to' is tantamount to stuffed shirt 'pro' players telling me I should ditch my Thumb and get a P-Bass to be considered a real bass player. Yeah fella, tell that to Ryan Martinie and I hope he punches you in nose with a copy of his interview in Bass Player Magazine...

Wankers... Makes me wonder what their sex life is like... "no honey, I must always be on top because that is how a man is supposed to make love". Sad really... :rollno:
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Anyhoo....

Here is my board again for the new thread.... TAFM is off to Brian H for a gate footswitch.... Yay for me!!! :hyper:

I guess i have to specify that i am not trolling, but conversating in this case...

what does playing bass as a pro have to do anything with your sex life (i know you were just trying to bust on me or comments of the such) but if anything it only gives you more opportunity...most of my gigs are backing hot female artists.....that attract other hot female audiences,mostly their own friends, but i will take it.

I personally haven't found a band that i want to be a bass player for, so i just work as a fill in bassist. If i ever found a singer/artist that was worth putting my entire music career into, than i would happily buy and utilize more effects if it called for it in the music, but utlimately, i get to play my bass every weekend, even though its not my ideal gig...which i have yet to find...and i get paid to do it...so i offset my lack of interest in the music, by getting paid to at least play the instrument that i love and bring joy to other peoples life as well as my own by performing music...

if you sit at home and play to yourself and get so excited about the tone you have in your bedroom, it doesn't really mean anything if you don't get to share it...

kind of like masterbating...

i guess what i am saying is at least i get to have sex!!! haha

again this is just in fun...i am not trying to piss any of you off.
 
silly, silly stuff.

slight move around with some things.....

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i LIKE the Goatkeepah. ****ing NEAT. i'll reorder a Cygnet when the second version comes out. love Taylor's works. but the trade for the Glaty was too hard to pass up. thanks Shishah!

if i'm still all wobbled in happiness after the Honeymoon With The Goat (ew) is over, proooobly gonna flip this one and order one of the newer ones with expression control. the Expressionator Jean's working on with dooder has me wanting Expy Inputs on EVERRRRrrrrrything.

woof.

annnnd.... with the M9 and some other neat stuff comin in.... think i'm gonna tear down my noise'ish board and start lugging around 2. probably gonna set up the 2nd board with a bypass looper to be able to do muti-on/off stuff. rarrrrr.
 
what does playing bass as a pro have to do anything with your sex life

hah hah hah.. no worries my friend... It wasn't directed at you in particular, but at 'stiff prigs' in general who hate anything that doesn't support the theories and practices behind their musical education. Never met a girl (or guy) who thought an uptight musical purist was the hottest thing since (insert someone hot you know).

Just my way of being funny...

And yes, I do play with myself a lot (please, let your imagination roam freely over that). I also play a lot with my girlfriend, heavy, raunchy, metal. And though (currently) only she and I ever hear our awesomeness (big joke there), I don't see it as a waste of time at all. Pretty sad that a 'pro' musician would think it would be, though not surprising since there isn't any money in playing strictly for your own enjoyment. Oh well...

On an 'on topic' note... I can't wait to post a new pic of my board with my tafm and its new gate switch! Brian H got it today to work his magic on... Super exited! :hyper:
 
Did some moving and tweaking and this is the current revision of the going smaller journey tried a side board and while that worked there were pedals i didn't kick so signal path is:
Boss GE7B > Hjart Muller Lo|Fat OD > GGG Brass Master Clone> EHX BassBalls 3 knob> Akai UniBass > Ibanez CS9 > Zoom B2.1u
 
I can't remember the last time I saw this board without an Oxide on it since its release.

lulz. i know. i'm a Fuzz(y) Slut. i love the Oxide, but for what i've been doing it's more on the Polite Yet Sneaky Awesome side of fuzz than the Melt Your Face, Impregnate Your Daughter, Oh You Don't Have A Daughter? Time Travel And Make You A Cuckold THEN In Impregnate Your Daughter In A Time Paradox Laden Incestuous Mess fuzz.

TAFM gets me close to the toanz i like from the Oxide when the gate switch is on then goes all Unshaven Gentials when it's un-gated. and into the PPB? FIRE. with the B3k PUSHING it into the PPB? URETHRA fire.

..... but damn i love the Oxide. i really think i'm gonna end up with a PT-Mini to lug along for the Oxide and some wackies. that, and i want to look at a PT-3. if it's not crazy heavy than that might be the way to go. stash some stuff in the back with a bypass loop?

hurrrrrrn. good IDEA muDdah! you sir, are a veritable idea MACHINE.
 
yur. i like the Hardwire Delay, but the looper being Hold to Start, Let Go To Finalize Loop.... kinda.... sucks. when i get an M9 back i'm gonna ditch that and the tuner. i don't do any weird tuning stuff, so the tuner on the M9's plenty.

but yeah, the Hardwire reminds me a lot of a DL4 in a smaller box, with a bit less functionality.
 
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