Lol at this point, if I'm walking into a brick & mortar store to shop an instrument... unless it's somewhere like Maple Street Guitars (Atlanta, GA), I might just bring my own hex wrenches and screwdrivers. I think big box stores ask manufacturers to randomize the setup, sort of like the RANDOM button in a video game where you're creating your character's avatar. Some of the poopie I've seen....
Thanks; maybe I'll start going to Maple Street Guitars in Atlanta. That traffic though. Atlanta is either 2 hours for me or 4. No joke.