Real Rules Of Zombie

[Drunk Heffalump]

AS this is connected, somewhat, to The Walking Dead I'll not be su-prized if it's bumped over.

However to the crux of the matter. It's the Zombie apocalypse, and no I don't mean encores calling for Mustang Girl or Brown Eyed Sally, the 'real' thing. Now aside from my ever pertinent question of 'Why do only the stupid people survive the outbreak, then learn?'

What KEY rules are you taking with you? Points can be awarded for cold, hard decisions if you'd like, they'll also be removed for bad movie quotations, like Double tap, but here's the first

1: NO KIDS, EVER. look at how many risky, stupid, and occasionally terminal situations have been caused by Rattus Ruggus in just the Walking Dead alone.

You?

 

[kanonfodr]

^^^^ +1

My Rule: No prudish chicks. If I'm constantly gonna have to bail yo' butt outta trouble I'm getting those cookies!!!

Peace,
Greg

 

[Joe Gress]

As from the walking dead thread:

A silenced .22 is the best weapon. All you have to do eliminate their brain function, so the quiet operation, easy carry for ammo, and fairly light weapons means it wont get to heavy.

 

[Otter]

As from the walking dead thread:

A silenced .22 is the best weapon. All you have to do eliminate their brain function, so the quiet operation, easy carry for ammo, and fairly light weapons means it wont get to heavy.

This!

I even went as far as "spec'ing out" a carbine based on the AR platform with a large capacity drum magazine and a nice sight.
Add the sound suppressor and you are a zombie killing machine.

 

[spade2you]

This!

I even went as far as "spec'ing out" a carbine based on the AR platform with a large capacity drum magazine and a nice sight.
Add the sound suppressor and you are a zombie killing machine.

Large cap? Most magazines larger than 30 rounds are prone to problems and tend to weigh the gun down.

 

[kanonfodr]

Large cap? Most magazines larger than 30 rounds are prone to problems and tend to weigh the gun down.

I would agree, anything over 30 rounds needs to be belt-fed. Springs are too finicky for those large taskings.

Peace,
Greg

 

[lowfreq33]

I'd be looking for a military issue full auto capable combat shotgun with the drum feed. Ammo may be a bit cumbersome to carry, but when a horde of zombies is descending on you aiming is a luxury. You have to be very accurate with a .22 to hit brain.

 

[Joe Gress]

Oh, and clean water will become the most needed supply, so staying near either source of it, or being able to turn it into clean water will become the biggest challenge I think.

 

[Hot Rats]

Emotions can take a back seat..if your best friend, or spouse gets bitten....I am not waiting for them to go bad...they are getting offed right now. No matter how much you are crying or pleading.

 

[machine gewehr]

The first rule of zombie acalypse is: you do not talk about zombie apocalypse!

 

[i_got_a_mohawk]

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[Tegzsa]

If the zombies were actually the animated dead. The best weapon would be time.
The brain starts to liquify after a couple of days, severing the connection between the senses and the motor system. It is totally decomposed in about a month at the most, thus ending every scrap of brain function.

Kick back, hide out for about a fortnight to be on the safe side, job done. Not very entertaining, I know, but there it is (which is why films etc. bend biology to drive the story along).

 

[Relic]

Yeah that or a place in the desert. A zombie would likely desiccate in a few hours of wandering the Mohave.

But your #1 most important thing to have with you? People who run slower than you

 

[Phalex]

But your #1 most important thing to have with you? People who run slower than you

That's what the .22's for...........

 

[Relic]

That's what the .22's for...........

lol, yeah one could always "Shane" their compadres if need be

 

[spade2you]

I have a .22LR conversion for my AR15, so it could do all of that. I've heard that the .22 is pretty dirty and you should clean it before running more .223 rounds through it, but I've confirmed this.

 

[LarryO]

Large boat. the zombies can't swim, they will drown if you are far enough from shore because the brain has to get oxygen. Make trips to shore in a smaller boat,in small groups for supplies. Ideal location I think would be a large bay so you are protected from rough ocean seas yet far enough out to be protected from zombies. Plus you have multiple choices of where to come ashore.

 

[Horny Toad]

 

[Phalex]

Large boat. the zombies can't swim, they will drown if you are far enough from shore because the brain has to get oxygen. Make trips to shore in a smaller boat,in small groups for supplies. Ideal location I think would be a large bay so you are protected from rough ocean seas yet far enough out to be protected from zombies. Plus you have multiple choices of where to come ashore.

But what happens if sharks eat the zombies in the water? Now you have to sail across zombie-shark infested waters to get your supplies......

No sir. I don't like it.

 

[machine gewehr]

lol, yeah one could always "Shane" their compadres if need be

HAHAHAH I laughed out loud you bastid.