Relationship Q

[macaroni tony]

Without going too far into it,.....that ship has sailed. Jewish women I can say because 100% have proved this generalization, do NOT prefer me. Something doesn't fit. I think it may be my genetic makeup.....

oy, aren't you a maven.

 

[Relic]

Its not "ghetto booty"?

ghetto booty's fine by me. Actually I prefer "ghetto bootay" as a more proper reference to some of that fiiine kaboos-age.

It's "how to deal with a ***** that starts **** when she's miles away".....

Oh yeah, right. Thanks!

 

[scorpionldr]

Its not "ghetto booty"?

Macaroni wanted to see if I considered kosher, I'm telling him I don't reek of.....whatever the kosher folk like....

 

[scorpionldr]

oy, aren't you a maven.

Let's look at it this way. I don't ask women if they're Jewish. But I DO know online dating every single girl of that heritage never gave a shot at a simple ABC conversation. Make whatever judgment that you want of that, but that's what I saw.

 

[macaroni tony]

Oh scorpion, quit your kvetshing

 

[Relic]

Oh scorpion, quit your kvetshing

oy vey

 

[MatticusMania]

Macaroni wanted to see if I considered kosher, I'm telling him I don't reek of.....whatever the kosher folk like....

Im of the lineage, and apparently I dont appeal to the kosher types, either.

 

[macaroni tony]

My brother used to work for Orkin, and he serviced the local businesses in and around Fairfax. Apparently he was quite the mensch

 

[scorpionldr]

Im of the lineage, and apparently I dont appeal to the kosher types, either.

Yea, who could deny a face like this? Lmao

Oh scorpion, quit your kvetshing

Hey lol I do better with the other 'ishes, like them Irish

 

[Ziltoid]

Them sexy melons.

 

[scorpionldr]

Them sexy melons.

I improved the "hair"

 

[Ziltoid]

I improved the "hair"


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That's like, sexy melon after 12 drinks.

 

[scorpionldr]

That's like, sexy melon after 12 drinks.

You know....despite the blurring of the face....I think I'd hit it raw with that melon. Especially if I actually looked like that Frankenstein rendition of my photo. Lol

 

[MJ5150]

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Yea, who could deny a face like this? Lmao

Is that you?

-Mike

 

[scorpionldr]

Is that you?

-Mike

In short, yes....tho after I heavily modified the picture.

 

[MJ5150]

By adding the violet background? I wouldn't call that heavily modifying, but maybe in Jersey they do?

-Mike

 

[jason weatherby]

When you're wrong - apologize.

When you're right - SHUT UP !!!

 

[Ziltoid]

Got one sexy melon just for you scorpion.

It has all the qualities you required.

 

[Relic]

By adding the violet background? I wouldn't call that heavily modifying, but maybe in Jersey they do?

-Mike

Yes, it IS a Jersey thing. You wouldn't understand.






/South Park reference

 

[scorpionldr]

By adding the violet background? I wouldn't call that heavily modifying, but maybe in Jersey they do?

-Mike

The green overlay, the heavy cropping, and the "crystal" photo effect basically took any actual accuracy from my face. Here's more ridiculousness:

The original photo actually has a very interesting backstory....I was once a regular at a bar, I got ****faced, some girl who just didn't like me for whatever reason decided to try and make me look like a creep, and to rub her face in it it became a profile picture for a while.