RHCP Tribute Band Problems.

[DanGroove]

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Works on the commercials...

LOL! Guess I missed that commercial.

 

[ThinCrappyTone]

pretty sure the pointy side of velcro sticks to pubes

 

[Inky13]

Wood glue. Call a doctor if the gig lasts more than four hours.

I’m calling a priest because that’s a darn miracle.

 

[Chrisk-K]

Buy a cotton glove and strategically cut it. You will get 5 little socks perfect for you and your band members.

 

[higain617]

A nice, tacky salve.

 

[dalkowski]

Staples.

that was easy.

 

[two fingers]

that was easy.

 

[two fingers]

Perhaps your band would do best to focus on their other "fashion statements" like pants with stuffed animals all over them....

 

[micguy]

Super glue (cyanoacrylate) was developed for field surgery during the Vietnam war - it's very good at bonding to skin. You may have trouble getting the sock off afterwards, however - how committed to your art are you?

 

[Slade N]

tar, molasses or lots of aqua net

 

[TerriblePeril]

 

[DirtDog]

Buy a cotton glove and strategically cut it. You will get 5 little socks perfect for you and your band members.

Correction: band's members.

 

[Pirate Captain]

wear them on your feet

 

[TeamScorpioRI]

Serious answer... There is double sided tape that you can use. Women use it on their breasts when they need to go bra-less and have a deep neckline, to keep everything in place. Most stores that sell womans clothing have it, or there is always the good old amazon.

 

[soulstew]

Pop a blue pill, wait an hour, attach the sock using a tight rubber band and then hit the stage........

Great if you also play dobro.

 

[IamGroot]

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Take care of your, uh, grooming needs at the same time.

Hillbilly Waxing?

 

[IamGroot]

I believe the bass is made to accommodate for this. See pic:
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Under certain conditions

I believe the bass is made to accommodate for this. See pic:
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From that arrow, i am wondering if the bass feel lighter if there are attractive ladies in the audience?

 

[IamGroot]

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We have a winner!

 

[ThudThudThud]

Weave?

 

[wmhill]

Double sided foam tape