Looky what I got in the mail today!
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Many of you might be wondering, "didn't you say you were getting out of music and selling your basses?" Well, yes and no. I was purposely very vague when I made my announcement and the only two people on this board that knew my situation were Gard and Jon. Fact of the matter is, is that if I couldn't play my new multi-colored Roscoe there was only one other dude that could: Pacman.
So, here's the Readers Digest version. Near the end of January I came down with what is clinically described as "catastrophic" Tinnitus. Yep, every musicians worst nightmare. The ringing in my ears went from something I literally never thought about to an eleven over the course of a week.
It was damn near unbearable. For two weeks I barely slept, didn't eat, lost 12 pounds, BP down to 100/60 and loosing my mind. I was hoping that it was related to an ear infection from earlier in the month. One doc game me an antibiotic and Claritin. A week later I went to an ENT and he said my ears and sinuses look fine so sorry about your tinnitus. Also, I went to a spinal surgeon thinking this might be related to my neck and he said I look fine. None of the three docs I had seen really seemed to care. The overwhelming sentiment was "you got tinnitus, sorry bro".
Then, almost two weeks later I finally went in to see an audiologist. I was first given a questionnaire rating my feelings toward the tinnitus where 0 was no feelings and 100 is the worst case imaginable. Before January I would have scored no higher than 5. That day I scored 72, just two points inside what is considered catastrophic.
The audiologist put me in the testing booth and we did the hearing test. I was sure my ears were shot. Well, when we were done he opened the door and said that my results were very encouraging. I almost broke down then and there. Apparently, my hearing was still in the normal range with little damage. That meant that I was a prime candidate for Tinnitus Retraining Therapy. He said that I would never score a zero again but, he could get me down between 1 and 15. This time I did break down, threw my wallet on the table and said shut up and take my money! Yes, that really happened.
So, for the past two weeks I've been wearing these things that look like hearing aids (but aren't) that play random tones similar to wind chimes and I wear them four to six hours a day. Although some days are worse than others (like today) overall I feel like it's getting better. Basically I am training my brain to ignore the sounds. Best of all, I'm back flying and that makes me feel almost normal. When I'm at work I can't hear the ringing at all.
Also, I'm now seeing a chiropractor. I have determined that I have somatic tinnitus which is not entirely noise related. A few years ago I had a significant neck injury which has recently been bothering me quite a bit. The connection between neck issues and tinnitus is well documented so, my audiologist recommended a good chiropractor with experience in these matters. Turns out my neck is all kind of screwed up. Even a layman like me could read my x-ray and see that my vertebrae are quite right.
So, long story longer, slowly things are getting better. I don't think I'll ever play in a loud band again. But, I haven't ruled out something much more mellow. And, finally, that's where this fretless comes in. I couldn't imagine giving music up and I see this bass as my way back in.