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Posted just about a year ago by @Microbass
I was enthralled by this series of tour diary posts. I felt like I was on tour with them and looking forward to every potato.

Only thing that comes close is 200 Motels.
Centerville, a real nice place to raise your kids up.
Are you kidding it has to be the one and only greatest jam band movies of all time. Electric Apricot.In my gigging days, I never went on tour. The most my bands ever did: travel to a nearby city, perform, then return home.
Whenever the possibility of touring came up (e.g. another local band offering to take us along in their school bus as they would travel from one festival gig to another) one or more members of my band would utterly refuse.
When I met musicians on tour (e.g. we were their local opening act), it seemed nearly universal for them to love the on-stage part only; no love for the rest of it.
I heard stories of bands going into a diner along the highway for a proper meal then returning to their van to find their gear stolen.
I've also heard of sleeping in the van, hating the scents and sounds of slumbering bandmates, and the necessity of caffeine just to drive in a straight line after sunrise.
While I appreciate such anecdotes, I have yet to come across a documentary that realistically depicts a real band experiencing real life on a real tour.
I have seen This Is Spinal Tap. Based on many real stories, it remains fiction.
Also, Iron Maiden flying their own jet from country to country does not count.
What documentary do you recommend that fairly depicts the van-drive-from-gig-to-gig life for performing musicians transitioned from local band to touring band?
I'm pretty much done with touring these days. Would I do it again if I could turn back the clock? Definitely, YES! I've visited parts of the world that I would otherwise never have visited. I've met lots of interesting people and experienced lots of weird things.
Centerville, a real nice place to raise your kids up.
It's really neat.
LOL, the faulty bathroom door is a touring classic!
The lack of privacy is actually one of the worst things about touring, especially when touring on a low budget. Then there's the long hours in vans/planes/airports, the soundchecks, the loading of gear at 3 am and the endless WAITING. You rarely have the time to really experience the places you're visiting. 90% of touring is so mind numbingly boring that when something bad happens it's almost a relief. I'm so sick of airports and hotels that I have to be dragged kicking and screaming out the door when going on holidays.I'm pretty much done with touring these days.
Would I do it again if I could turn back the clock? Definitely, YES! I've visited parts of the world that I would otherwise never have visited. I've met lots of interesting people and experienced lots of weird things.
Would I do it again today? Not a chance. Only local area gigs for me these days.
Any documentary about touring will only show the interesting parts. For a more realistic experience, pause the film every 30 minutes and stare at the wall for 5 hours before you resume watching.
There's this good TV show about hi-end touring called Roadies. Created by Cameron Crowe BTW.
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I don't know how real it is but I enjoyed it thoroughly.