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REASONS FOR BEING AUSTRALIAN



- Knowing your great-grand-dad was a murdering bastard no civilized nation on earth wanted.

- Fosters Lager.

- Dispossess Abbos who have lived in your country for 40,000 years because you think it belongs to you.

- Annihilate England every time you play them at cricket.

- Tact and sensitivity.

- Bondi Beach.

- Other beaches.

- The weather.

- Drinking cold lager on the beach.

- Having a bit of a swim and then drinking some cold lager on the beach.

I can pull lame jokes too see? ;)
 
morf said:
REASONS FOR BEING AUSTRALIAN



- Knowing your great-grand-dad was a murdering bastard no civilized nation on earth wanted.

- Fosters Lager.

- Dispossess Abbos who have lived in your country for 40,000 years because you think it belongs to you.

- Annihilate England every time you play them at cricket.

- Tact and sensitivity.

- Bondi Beach.

- Other beaches.

- The weather.

- Drinking cold lager on the beach.

- Having a bit of a swim and then drinking some cold lager on the beach.

I can pull lame jokes too see? ;)


Lame jokes are allowed, but they have to be at least partially funny. I'm afraid Latimour will dispatch you at a humor showdown without breaking a sweat.
 
cheezewiz said:
Lame jokes are allowed, but they have to be at least partially funny. I'm afraid Latimour will dispatch you at a humor showdown without breaking a sweat.

I thought - Annihilate England every time you play them at cricket. was pretty funny...

Well I googled for australian jokes, I dont have the will nor the wits to think up of any right now anyway ;)
 
cheezewiz said:
LOL..it's a good thing I left the second part of what I was GOING to post out then. It was going to read "Sometimes I forget to wipe my butt even, so I can feel like a French woman" :)

*shrugs* if you find that either relevant or funny, feel free. At least our women arent 3 times the size of texas eh?
 
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