Self Defense

[Bassline_Delux]

It was relevant because it was funny, and it was funyn becasue it was relevant. Chew on that ;

 

[morf]

On a sidenote, this is the first insult I make towards americans, and its a rather sympathetic one...

 

[Marlat]

"Did you see the new bomb the government came up with? It weights 21,000 pounds. The Air Force tested this bomb in Florida and the bomb blast was so strong at Disneyworld 25 French tourists surrendered." —Jay Leno

Q: How do you confuse a French Soldier?
A: Give him a rifle and ask him to shoot it.

Raise your right hand if you like the French ... raise both hands if you are French.

just a random sample from the intraweb

 

[Bassline_Delux]

Oh yeah, real Sim-PATHETIC.

 

[BassyBill]

Morf, it's nothing to do with you being French (not for me - and by the way, you'll notice I'm not American, not that it makes any difference to what's been said by either of us). It's just you posted from the start in a way that makes it clear you think the offcier was at fault, without accepting the possibility that there may be another way of seeing this, in a thread where emotions are clearly running high. Then when your views drew the inevitable hostile response, you escalated the situation by making personal attacking comments and even threatening violence (over the Internet???) twice now. Now think about this before responding and see if you don't get where all the flak is coming from.

Good standard of English, by the way - where'd you learn that?

Okay, maybe not "nice", but at least rational. I usually try to make a point of it.

 

[morf]

It was relevant because it was funny, and it was funyn becasue it was relevant. Chew on that ;

We have our fourth seinfield opening!! Or wait, were you number 2 already?

 

[cheezewiz]

*shrugs* if you find that either relevant or funny, feel free. At least our women arent 3 times the size of texas eh?

I'm afraid I'm going to have to repeat myself again. Dude, you're trying too hard. Humor has to just roll. It can't be forced.

 

[Diggler]

I can't believe I was arguing about self-defense with a 20 year old Frenchman.

 

[Marlat]

BTW those reasons for being Australian are not jokes...they actually are reasons why some people would want to be Australia. Except for the third one which contains a highly offensive term equivalent to the "n" word in the USA.

 

[morf]

"Did you see the new bomb the government came up with? It weights 21,000 pounds. The Air Force tested this bomb in Florida and the bomb blast was so strong at Disneyworld 25 French tourists surrendered." —Jay Leno

Q: How do you confuse a French Soldier?
A: Give him a rifle and ask him to shoot it.

Raise your right hand if you like the French ... raise both hands if you are French.

just a random sample from the intraweb

Hey a joke battle!

 

[cheezewiz]

I can't believe I was arguing about self-defense with a 20 year old Frenchman.

Kind of ironic, ain't it Diggy!

 

[morf]

BTW those reasons for being Australian are not jokes...they actually are reasons why some people would want to be Australia. Except for the third one which contains a highly offensive term equivalent to the "n" word in the USA.

Did I offend you? Geez... I'm really sowwy.

 

[Vince S.]

Still waiting on those quotes Morf.

 

[cheezewiz]

Morf. Mark carries a manpurse. He is unoffendable.

 

[Marlat]

Did I offend you? Geez... I'm really sowwy.

Not me personally...although I think it is a very offensive term. I just thought you'd like to know that you posted the equivalent term to "ni****" on the internet in an attempt to be funny.

 

[Marlat]

Morf. Mark carries a manpurse. He is unoffendable.

Usually people just say im offensive

 

[Bassline_Delux]

"Did I offend you? Geez... I'm really sowwy."

Well, if you still refuse to apologise for using a blatantly offensive term, after havign been informed of that, well then. I'm offended!

 

[morf]

Still waiting on those quotes Morf.

Chill. Arguing with 15 people and looking for quotes takes time, im no superman although you people seem to think so.

 

[morf]

didnt i just apologise??

 

[Bassline_Delux]

People think your a superman, you're gonna make it. GOGOGO!