Self Defense

[morf]

That's how I know you're full of ####, kid.

*shrugs* yet all you do is mouth off and say im full of ****.

 

[morf]

Well, not necesarily haha. There are bad jokes too that won't make a hyena laugh.

My point is that I was just poking fun, that's it.

K, no bad feelings, you're not one I found particularly offending anyway, its all good.

 

[morf]

it is debatable, I was just trying to make him understand my point of view.

 

[BassyBill]

Im pretty sure cheezewizz is preparing a nasty reply to show us all how he finds it ironic as much as you do no worries

But don't YOU see the irony in your post, Morf? Seriously.

 

[Diggler]

BTW those reasons for being Australian are not jokes...they actually are reasons why some people would want to be Australia. Except for the third one which contains a highly offensive term equivalent to the "n" word in the USA.

Oh my, does that make him more, uh, 'semetic,' in his terms?

 

[morf]

I see the irony, of course. But considering I felt offended and insulted before I was actually offending and insulting myself... The irony here does not work too well...

 

[Bassline_Delux]

I'm still giggling...semetic...man, this is good stuff

 

[NJL]

*shrugs* yet all you do is mouth off and say im full of ****.

You're just a little boy, we don't want to upset you too much, because then we have to deal with mad mommy.

 

[morf]

how can you agree and disagree in the same sentence? You're fifth on the seinfield show!

 

[cheezewiz]

I assure you Morfy, I was a dickhead 21 years ago too!

 

[morf]

You're just a little boy, we don't want to upset you too much, because then we have to deal with mad mommy.

Hehe, well as long as you aint got what it takes, its all good

 

[BassyBill]

I see the irony, of course. But considering I felt offended and insulted before I was actually offending and insulting myself... The irony here does not work too well...

Well, thanks for that at least. That's the first time I've felt that you've answered one of my questions. Really. You never know, we might be getting somewhere.

I'm not trying to be funny here by the way, what with this being a sticky situation and all. I do try, as I said before...

 

[morf]

I assure you Morfy, I was a dickhead 21 years ago too!

Now this might be the only post in this thread i dont doubt

Seriously speaking tho, for a minute anyway, I apologize for the offending comments I made. It doesn't excuse anything you've said, but I'll take the first step and be the mature one in this conversation.

 

[NJL]

but I'll take the first step and be the mature one in this conversation.

Yeah, right, whatever.

 

[cheezewiz]

Now this might be the only post in this thread i dont doubt

Seriously speaking tho, for a minute anyway, I apologize for the offending comments I made. It doesn't excuse anything you've said, but I'll take the first step and be the mature one in this conversation.

Your maturity is inspiring. If fact, it is the impetus I needed to apologize to all French women who don't have hairy pits or smell bad. Ladies, I apologize. Those of you that tend to your nether regions are greatly appreciated.

 

[morf]

Yeah, right, whatever.

You however, I wont apologize to. You're an idiot.

 

[morf]

Your maturity is inspiring. If fact, it is the impetus I needed to apologize to all French women who don't have hairy pits or smell bad. Ladies, I apologize. Those of you that tend to your nether regions are greatly appreciated.

I'm not really sure if you're either totally clueless or actually serious, but on a very serious note, french women shave their armpits

 

[morf]

Easy... i agree with you that if person is only 20 years older they have no right to be a dickhead towards you... but 21 years diffrence is totally diffrent thing...

kinda like.... 21 foot rule!

Like I said, you're definately the fifth seinfield dude. I might even bump you up a notch.

 

[Bassline_Delux]

not all of them

 

[cheezewiz]

I'm not really sure if you're either totally clueless or actually serious, but on a very serious note, french women shave their armpits

Every post of mine on this thread has been dead serious (re insert my slow learner comment in this space)