I'm always struck by non-players inability to recognize basses and guitars - so many fall into the same general color ranges and shapes, and they just see 'bass' 'guitar' or even just 'instrument'. Granted might not apply if you have only bursts and suddenly there's a green metal flake, but still.
I'm pretty sure that my wife thinks my new red Spector bantam is my red '81 Ibanez rs721
Me: So this one's got a Spalted Maple top. Fascinating, really. You see these little lines? FUNGUS! The wood is decaying and starts to grow fungus, so it has to be cut at the right time, it's a delicate process. This one's got a Quilted Maple top. Beautiful isn't it? Look at how three-dimensional the shapes look. And this one's got solid Walnut wings. It doesn't have a top like those. And feel the neck. Feel that? So smooth, very comfortable to play. This one here's got a glossy neck, all that paint. Looks great but can feel a tiny bit stickier to play. Rub it. Feel the difference?
The Wife: Uh, sure. When are you going to throw the garbage out?


