Steven Wright type line

[sspear]

So when selling a relic bass and someone says "What condition is it in?". What do you say?

 

[rtslinger]

So when selling a relic bass and someone says "What condition is it in?". What do you say?


I realized this morning that, that it is older than me, but I am the Alpha male in this house and I can’t have anything telling me what I can and can’t do, so yeah do you want to still buy it?

 

[Gravedigger Dav]

Like New

 

[Milo Spleen]

Good condition. NOT "Good condition for it's age".

 

[Nev375]

I thought about it and told the guy "Give me a half hour. I should have it out of the shower and blow dried by then. Is Pert plus OK?"

 

[ZenG]

"None.
It's an unconditional sale".

 

[El Güero]

It's electric.

 

[dbase]

 

[repoman]

Just tell them it's a relic bass but I wouldn't want to paint it.

 

[walterw]

it's in extra-average shape.

 

[Joebarnes]

Packed with Mojo

 

[Lobster11]

"It plays like buttah... but I'm lactose-intolerant."

 

[Awesome Sauce]

"It plays like buttah... but I'm lactose-intolerant."

Well, if it's factory-relic'd, you should probably say it plays like margarine. That way you can't be accused of saying it's the real thing.

 

[Nev375]

Well, on a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest ...it's an 8.

 

[Gazman]

It's drunk.

 

[Treadstone71]

So when selling a relic bass and someone says "What condition is it in?". What do you say?

"trying too hard" condition.

/deadpan

 

[gr8fulhiker]

Like New

Like Old?

 

[Gravedigger Dav]

It's had all its shots.

 

[Michedelic]

"None.
It's an unconditional sale".

That's the winner...

 

[bassbully]

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