Thanks and all, but I'm not a fan of wine... I'll take the title of "Fuzz Cicerone", which is the same basic thing as a sommelier but for beer.
If I had the editing skills, I've debated doing some sort of review channel. I've always been slightly miffed at the lack of "regular guy" gear reviews. So many of the reviews I see are using nothing but top-notch boutique stuff, or so many plug-ins etc. that most people who are interested really don't know what's going on and can't judge at all what it will sound like with their gear. Add to that the general tone issues inherent in listening/watching to someone else's rig, and so often a gear preview is a shot in the dark. I don't have anything fancy, and my pedals are definitely where I differentiate my rig - and even then, a vast majority of what I play through is pretty readily available. But my rig itself is pretty commonplace (lower to mid-level Ibanez basses into GK rigs, or lower to mid-level Ibanez guitars into ~30 year old Peavey solid state amps). "Regular Guy Reviews" seems like it would have a definite niche for just straight up simple, no frills reviews, with gear that is actually attainable for the average player.
I got a few minutes with the Tall Font on the 400RB-IV - here are the findings. Like expected, upping the gain and lowering tone (to about 11:00 and 1:00, respectively) got me a nearly identical tone to the Bubble Font. The Tall Font still had a bit more saturation overall, and some more compression going on, but not much. For being gainier, it seems that the Bubble Font actually saturates the signal less overall in that it doesn't seem to distort the lows quite as much. It's a little snappier in the highs with distortion, but I think that's because the Tall Font has such a low end emphasis, and with tweaking they are nearly the same. I'd say they were about 90% identical out of the mix, and nigh indistinguishable in the mix. So for now, I'm thinking the Tall Font will live with my 400RB-IV to get the most bass out of that rig and to keep the treble in check (with the Tall Font's tone knob being reduced slightly), and the Bubble Font can live with the 700RB-II with its inherently deeper lows and more even tonal spectrum.
I plan on doing more in-depth testing this weekend, but am stoked to see what happens. I'm certainly thinking of grabbing one of CMC's Elk and Ram's Head clones. Especially since the Ram's Head is apparently what the Pharaoh is based on, and that was my absolute #1 fuzz until just recently.