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Stoner/Doom Bassists Thread, Part 90: Maxed Out

#16,181
The_Janitor said:
Ugh, just got my ass handed to me on an algebra test. I can retake it and i will, so not a huge deal, but it sucks when you think you know it, but you're wrong.
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Sigh... damn rules.

Got lucky tonight. Backed out of the driveway. Slowed a cop rolling down my street (cop shop two blocks away) they always drive faster than the limit past my house... Put my seat belt on while rolling in front of him. Glad I don't have ticket and I put him in check in a residential neighborhood.
 
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#16,183
Last night rode my bike to the bar and on the way I was listening to deep purples hush on my blue tooth speaker. So I'm rushing down the rode and this shape appears slightly illuminated, then I realize it's a person walking with there cell phone lighting them up. I stayed a 10 feet width from them so I didn't hit them, and as I come up parallel with it I realize it's a young lady and she just takes off, arms outstretched at a dead sprint and tried to grab me off my bike silently. I swerve and keep away and look back and she's just walking down the rode again playing on her cell phone...

At the moment all I could do was escape, now all I want to do is meet her and ask ***?
 
#16,184
Blank_0101 said:
Last night rode my bike to the bar and on the way I was listening to deep purples hush on my blue tooth speaker. So I'm rushing down the rode and this shape appears slightly illuminated, then I realize it's a person walking with there cell phone lighting them up. I stayed a 10 feet width from them so I didn't hit them, and as I come up parallel with it I realize it's a young lady and she just takes off, arms outstretched at a dead sprint and tried to grab me off my bike silently. I swerve and keep away and look back and she's just walking down the rode again playing on her cell phone...

At the moment all I could do was escape, now all I want to do is meet her and ask ***?
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Failed suicide attempt LOL or maybe she just hates Deep Purple.
 
#16,186
Blank_0101 said:
Last night rode my bike to the bar and on the way I was listening to deep purples hush on my blue tooth speaker. So I'm rushing down the rode and this shape appears slightly illuminated, then I realize it's a person walking with there cell phone lighting them up. I stayed a 10 feet width from them so I didn't hit them, and as I come up parallel with it I realize it's a young lady and she just takes off, arms outstretched at a dead sprint and tried to grab me off my bike silently. I swerve and keep away and look back and she's just walking down the rode again playing on her cell phone...

At the moment all I could do was escape, now all I want to do is meet her and ask ***?
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Now you will live your life wondering.

Would that girl have sucked a golf ball through a garden hose while listening to deep purple?
 
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Blank_0101 said:
If she was a little calmer she could of voiced her musical opinion. And she should have waited for a car if that was the end for her.

My first thought was "damn it's nearly Halloween and zombies are real? how cliche..."
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Maybe she only wanted to get knuckled up and meet the guy of her dreams by stepping in front of your car LOL.
Look at the bright side, at least she didn't cut your head off, seems to be the in criminal thing lately
 
#16,190
CL400Peavey said:
Now you will live your life wondering.

Would that girl have sucked a golf ball through a garden hose while listening to deep purple?
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My friend I was meeting up with said she was trying to catch herself a man.

And yes, while a didn't see a face much she was a fit body as proven by her attack. And I totally dig her crazy style of street fun.
 
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Blank_0101 said:
Last night rode my bike to the bar and on the way I was listening to deep purples hush on my blue tooth speaker. So I'm rushing down the rode and this shape appears slightly illuminated, then I realize it's a person walking with there cell phone lighting them up. I stayed a 10 feet width from them so I didn't hit them, and as I come up parallel with it I realize it's a young lady and she just takes off, arms outstretched at a dead sprint and tried to grab me off my bike silently. I swerve and keep away and look back and she's just walking down the rode again playing on her cell phone...

At the moment all I could do was escape, now all I want to do is meet her and ask ***?
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Blank_0101 said:
If she was a little calmer she could of voiced her musical opinion. And she should have waited for a car if that was the end for her.

My first thought was "damn it's nearly Halloween and zombies are real? how cliche..."
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It turns out the zombie apocalypse is real, but instead of wanting to eat you they just want to hug you really hard. Don't immediately dismiss it, inappropriate hugs could still topple civilization.
 
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I was just riding my bike, minding my own business...
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