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Stoner/Doom Bassists Thread Part Ten - What is this thread about again?

Have you guys ever eaten Cinnamon Toast Crunch? Awesome.
Frozen yogurt--namely YogurtLand where they have 10 flavors & DIY toppings? Awesome.
Lays BBQ chips? Awesome.
Korean BBQ? Awesome.
Root beer floats? Awesome.
McDonald's two cheeseburger meal with their chicken nugget bbq sauce? Awesome.
 
What's this thread about? I saw the word stoner & my ears & eyebrows went up.

What started as a thread about stoner rock / doom has evolved into the life and times of TB's stoner/doom crowd.

Lazarus.Bird said:
That and you can help us troll Toast's neighbor hahaha

Any help is appreciated. Maybe this will be a good place to vent and ask for suggestions for how to deal with this douche.

So retired cop / crazy hoarder kinda guy lives across the street from me. We live on a dead-end street with only on-street parking on both sides of the road. Theres 9 reserved handicap spots, leaving not enough room for all of the residents. On top of that, ex-cop has 3 fullsize vans, a full-bed pickup truck, a Jeep Grand Cherokee, and a crappy Toyota... he only drives the Toyota, the other vehicles are packed full of hoarder garbage and don't move.

Well, some of them move.... 2 of the vans, the truck, and the jeep are in a row. This A-hole will tighten those cars up to park his crappy Toyota there, and when he leaves in the morning, he spaces them out to research himself a spot. So while he takes up around 7-8 spots himself and contributes a ton to the horrendous parking situation, he himself doesn't have to suffer for it, always having a reserved spot.

Yesterday Laz and I heaved a crappy old abandoned motorcycle into his reserved spot to passively aggressively troll his ass. It was a 2-burly-man job, but somehow he got it over across the street so its not hindering him anymore. Trying to think of legal recourse to screw this guy over... all his cars are up to date registrations, and legally he is breaking no laws. Cops agreed with that, and cops agreed that while he's being a huge dick, theres nothing anyone can legally do about it.

Legal suggestions? I dont care if I'm being a blatant a-hole (after all, he's already doing that), so long as its legal, cuz I'm sure he's got his old cop buddies on speed dial.
 
Don't forget about the cameras installed on the front windows of his house haha

How could I forget.....

Oh, u know that brand new house they just built? There was a dumpster in front of the new house while it was under construction, and I heard cop-boy threw a huge hissy fit in the middle of the street when they put it there. I don't want to sound like an "Obama death squad" but seriously I think everyone including the dude would benefit if he had a heart attack and died.
 
You're in Cleveland?

Move to Pburgh, hang out with me and Laz, and lets start a dualing bass band dude. If you can put up with "Steeler Nation" its really not a bad place to be, and Pens season kicks ass. Guaranteed to be the only dual-bass band in the 'Burgh. And like I said, female Danzig singer!!!

I just put up a ad on CL to find guitar and drums, can't wait to sift through my garbage pile of an inbox tomorrow.

I can bust out total stoner/doom guitar riffs ad nauseum. Just don't ask me to play a lead.
 
How could I forget.....

Oh, u know that brand new house they just built? There was a dumpster in front of the new house while it was under construction, and I heard cop-boy threw a huge hissy fit in the middle of the street when they put it there. I don't want to sound like an "Obama death squad" but seriously I think everyone including the dude would benefit if he had a heart attack and died.

Ooooh, bad karma invite, there. Quick, go do something nice for someone.
 
Or, claim his spot when he's gone, and when you need to leave, call up your friend to come voer and tag-in to his spot as soon as you pull out, giving said friend a ride to wherever they need to go. Or, buy an old beater, park it there, put tags/plates on it but, don't insure it, and never move it. Then if the Man asks tell him you can't afford insurance right now, so it's not being driven. All legal and smooth, yo.
 
they do make for a beautiful couple:

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