+1 to most of that. Although it's worth noting that there is a small percentage of the youth population that doesn't fit that, not because they're social outcasts, but because they were instilled with some degree of free will. Those are the people I choose to associate with.
When I text, email, leave comments, whatever, I use proper spelling, grammar, etc. I can't stand what passes for fashion with kids my age, I mow my own lawn and earn every cent that I spend, and quite frankly, I don't want to have anything to do with most of the kids my age or younger, because of exactly what you just described.
I do like cake though. It's always cake time.
Dude your like the Thundercats..that's so oldschool! Cake is good, not for every meal. These kids prefer to play "rock band" over a real instrument..you get my drift!
