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Talkbass vs the Real World

Here's the oldest thread that I could turn up in a search of the site in which "carrots" is a poll choice.

http://www.talkbass.com/forum/showthread.php?p=232409&highlight=carrots#post232409


It dates from 2000.
Wanna bet that there are folks here who can remember older ones?

i can do one better.

i started the "Carrots" thing. when paul the site owner first turned on the ability to place a poll on tb, folks were posting all kinds of idiotic ridiculous polls, and it was obnoxious. in an effort to discourage this, without outright impeding it in any way, i started adding the "carrots" option as a way for the membership-at-large to actively protest the more absurd polls and hopefully send the message that, if you want to be taken seriously, don't be poll-doofus.

this was almost always a moderator edit on my part - if folks started a poll with the carrots option already, i would edit or delete that option and add one of my own.

and so the legend was born. heh.
 
No, but not simply because some one plays out all the time doesn't mean that they're any more knowledgeable about their gear or how to have anything sit in a mix than some one who records in his own studio. I was playing a gig the other day with a band that's probably played 100 shows the last 2 years, and their bass player's EQ was so bad he was clipping his amp all show.

I have to agree, some people have played for years and years, and are good players, but don't know squat about how to get the most out of their gear.

I know one guy who is a phenomenal player and he doesn't even own an amp! But he does now how to get a good sound out of anything, never over-EQs, never clips his amps nor runs with the master full-up and the gain at 7 o'clock or any of the wacky stuff I've seen some experienced players do.

Well here's an extreme example: I saw BB King live, back in 1986 at an outdoor show, and his Lab amp was *dimed* - every knob except "Mids" was on 10! Reverb, pre, master, bass, treble, all of them. He was loud as sh!t, too. Mids were on about 7. He sounded good though, sounded just like himself, only loud enough to drown out his drummer and his horn section. Forget hearing the bass player, I couldn't hear a single bass note the whole show. I was right at the edge of the stage, about 6 feet from BB, I could smell his cologne. He almost cut my head off with that amp. But I would never suggest to anyone that that was the proper way to use that amp. It worked for him, but jeez, good thing it was his band or he would have gotten fired.
 
Personally, I'm going to applaude John Turner for having a meme last on a single site for almost ten years. That just seems pretty epic to me.

Also: If I were to say the "Plus one!" thing in real life, I don't think anyone would bat an eyelid. I've already been told by someone that when she finally snaps, I'll be the voice in her head telling her things like "put a book on your head. Think of it as a selective roof".
 
band : ... wow , is that a new bass ??
me
: ... yeah , i have a hard time resisting G.A.S.
band : ... wait , what ? :confused:

:D

I had the same thing happen to me at a music store. I had been shopping around town for a new bass and walked into a store I go in regularly.

Shop owner: Hay Dude how've you been?
Me: Great Cory. Anything new?
Cory: We have some cool new bass stuff in the room.
Me: Cool, I've been Gassin' real bad for a 'Bird

You could hear a pin drop on the carpet of that shop. Customers were turning around to look!

I thought it was a common term used by all musicians. :hmm:

Cory: What the H### do you mean by that?
I explain it to him and he say's " I sure do hope that it spreads to more people around town"