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Q: Which of the 10,000 pieces out there do you recommend for my upcoming solo recital (which is in two weeks), knowing nothing about my playing experience, the music I've performed in the past, my technical level, or the nature of the recital itself? BTW, I haven't really been working on anything in particular for the past two months, but I have to throw something together soon. Help!

A: You're f***ed.
 
I'm tired of Olives (or is it Olivs?) separating at the bridge so I'm going back to Spiros.

I'm tired of guts going out of tune so I'm going back to Spiros.

I'm tired of Obligatos rolling under my fingers so I'm going back to Spiros.

I can't figure out how to install Velvet strings so I'm going back to Spiros.

I love Spiros but I hate the whiney G string. What should I replace the G with?

Now that I have an Olive (or is it Oliv?) G with my Spiros, I like it so much I want to try the D.....
 
Q.) I'm about to order new strings, and I'm confused about the difference between Original Flexes and Flex '92s. I've contacted Solaflex, Flex Shampoo, Flexible Flyer, Bela Fleck, and Ray Parker... all to no avail. Can someone help me?

A.) No living human has the correct answer to your question. You might try to contact Pirastro via Email, whose website links you to an automaton that will answer your question in a vague manner, seemingly unrelated to the subject matter of your original query.
This process typically takes 4-6 weeks.

Q.) What's "Pirastro"?
 
Q: Hey quick question, does a standup bass fit in a Prius?

A: Sure, pretty much any hatchback should work fine.

Q: Thanks, one more thing, does a standup bass fit in a Matrix?

A: Sure, pretty much any hatchback should work fine.

Q: Awesome, what about a Rabbit?

A: Sure, pretty much any hatchback should work fine.

Q: Cool, does anyone know how a Golf would work for standup bass?

A: I think a Golf and a Rabbit are the same thing, plus any hatchback should be fine.

Q: Thanks, you guys are the best. What about a Passat?

A: The Passat is a bigger VW than the Golf and the Rabbit and since we said those would work, then why wouldn’t a Passat? Have you searched the forums because this has been covered pretty thoroughly?

Q: Oh yeah, I’ll do a search. Thanks man. Hey, I saw a Volvo wagon the other day and it was cool. Can you carry a bass in one of them?

A: Seriously dude…ANY HATCHBACK SHOULD BE FINE, specifically, here is a link to 5 threads I found where people have already commented specifically about the Volvo wagons. What more can we tell you? Besides this is the basses forum, where we’re supposed to be talking about basses. There’s a really long thread on this is Misc or Off Topic or somewhere. We’re all luthiers and collectors in this forum. ***?

Q: Alright, don’t get testy. I didn’t know. I joined last week and just wanted some info. One more thing before I go, can you fit a Standup Bass in a Subaru Forester?

A: There’s no way you have a gig. You can’t possibly need to take you bass out of your house.
 
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I know it will fit in a red Prius, but has anyone tried a yellow Prius?

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Q.) I'm about to order new strings, and I'm confused about the difference between Original Flexes and Flex '92s. I've contacted Solaflex, Flex Shampoo, Flexible Flyer, Bela Fleck, and Ray Parker... all to no avail. Can someone help me?

A.) No living human has the correct answer to your question.


Yeah, but Ray is superhuman. Duh. You either need to omit him from the original list of contacts, or say "no living creature" or somesuch to make it work.

Do a search. Better yet, have your teacher do a search while driving a Prius with a bass in it.
 

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