Hey everyone! Here's my latest review video on my Ernie Ball Music Man Bongo 5 from the September 2020 BFR Collection. Enjoy!
Dear "Crusty"......

Before we begin I need to be VERY Clear on a Couple of points. You've seen my name appear on many of your YouTube offerings and I like you very much. However (LOL), let's be honest, you've just walked into the Glorious "House of Bongo" and told us that we have an "Ugly Baby".

Again, I like you, and we're neighbors,....but on this we disagree.

And as far as design, BMW was involved in the design BUT... WITH our Beloved MusicMan Master and High Priest: "Big Poppa". In the eyes of many he should be listed in Marvel Comics as a "Super Hero"...complete with a Cape and a Titanium Crown of some kind.
Now...so as not to insult you in any way.....the "Toilet Seat" thing. It shall forever be the cause of much pain to hear that phrase, one which I shall defend as long as I live, but other Genius designs have suffered similar insults as well. Leo Fender was laughed at. Ned Steinberger was laughed at. The list is a long one.

Strange Shapes? Hofner 500/1. Danelectro Longhorn. Both killer basses.
Now....the Size. Sometimes a pic is worth 12 words.

IMHO, the Bongo is my Go-To Bass. Without touching a single control on my Rig I can get ANY sound I'd like from the onboard Controls. I've played MANY basses. I've owned many Basses. Each time I try to like a Sting Ray I play it/them next to a Bongo and the Bongo wins every time. Fender, my former employer has a Precision Bass. Music Man has a "Perfection" Bass...and Bongo is its name.
Should the Bongo EVER be discontinued I would climb up on my roof....remove my Bathrobe...and leap to the Street below.

Aaaaggghhhhhhh!