Ah, the BOOOOSH - a bass players most versatile and effective tool. What is the BOOOOSH you ask? No, its not that ex-Flyer goalie who couldnt quite get us to the ultimate prize. The BOOOOSH is the big slide starting (close) to the upper octave of the key you are playing in; usually on the E/B string if youre lucky. Employed correctly and its the gig saver. Guitards dont have the luxury of the BOOOOSH. They have the scratch but it sounds like dog **** typically, while the BOOOSH can sound GIANT. Dont confuse the BOOOOSH with the WOOOM-WOOOM. The WOOOM-WOOOM is a well thought out, quick double slide up to the high octave and back down again. Very effective and cool but not deployed as a gig-saver. How often should you rely on the BOOOOSH? Well, that is directly proportional to the level of Cranial Flatulence; or, how far into the 3rd set you are; or, how much beer has been consumed. But typically, its a combination of all 3 of those.
So, how do you employ the BOOOOSH? What kinds of scenarios does the BOOOOSH become a gig-saver? Lets look at a few examples:
1) That song youve only rehearsed twice and up comes the tricky bridge after the long guitard solo while youre thinking about how much drywall its going to take to fix the walls around the bathtub BOOOOSH!!! Saved.
2) In the middle of the super chorus at the end of the song right before the outro and in walks a smoking hot blonde in a tight, white dress silhouetted by the bars neon lights outside. Double chorus, ****!!! BOOOOSH!!! Saved. (Bass face should be deployed in conjunction with the BOOOOSH in this situation. I mean, shes probably, uh, checking you out )
3) The Drummer. Dippoopie never can get the turnaround coming out of the intro of Whipping Post. Cmon dude, its only 11/4 timing!! BOOOOSH!!! Saved, the drummer. Again.
These are just a few of the common examples of proper BOOOOSH technique. Im typically good for a couple a night, just try not to wear it out or anything. Any other examples of the BOOOOSH gig-saver could be posted in this thread too, you know, to help the new guys or something. Peace!
Stu-
So, how do you employ the BOOOOSH? What kinds of scenarios does the BOOOOSH become a gig-saver? Lets look at a few examples:
1) That song youve only rehearsed twice and up comes the tricky bridge after the long guitard solo while youre thinking about how much drywall its going to take to fix the walls around the bathtub BOOOOSH!!! Saved.
2) In the middle of the super chorus at the end of the song right before the outro and in walks a smoking hot blonde in a tight, white dress silhouetted by the bars neon lights outside. Double chorus, ****!!! BOOOOSH!!! Saved. (Bass face should be deployed in conjunction with the BOOOOSH in this situation. I mean, shes probably, uh, checking you out )
3) The Drummer. Dippoopie never can get the turnaround coming out of the intro of Whipping Post. Cmon dude, its only 11/4 timing!! BOOOOSH!!! Saved, the drummer. Again.
These are just a few of the common examples of proper BOOOOSH technique. Im typically good for a couple a night, just try not to wear it out or anything. Any other examples of the BOOOOSH gig-saver could be posted in this thread too, you know, to help the new guys or something. Peace!
Stu-
