Where do we get batteries for the CC Communicator Badge? Mine seems to be fading out. Hello? Hello? Can you hear me now?
Communicator batteries are non-user replaceable, and have an atomic half-life of 30,000 years. Please, do not break the internal seal trying to replace them yourself!!! Members are responsible for reading and heeding the accompanying instructions! The Combo Club Inc., its other members, employees, officers, investors, shareholders, successors and assigns are not responsible for costs associated with, but not limited to, emergency radiation treatments, hazmat handling, NRC/EPA compliance, and other necessary goods and services.
Communicator batteries automatically recharge wirelessly in the presence of actively working bass combo amplifiers! Now, I'm not saying that you're not practicing/gigging enough . . . . But, ..., umm, . . . . others might say that about some people with fading batteries.
Otherwise, have you tried the reset button on the back? Press and hold until you hear the loud high-pitched tone modulate down to sub-sonic levels. It will restart within a mere matter of hours to full power and faculties within a day, or two. Have fun!
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I thought that the big red shiny button on the back was the one we are NEVER supposed to push under any circumstances? 

Hmm, I think I see the problem... 
But it's also sort of green. Like the stuff I saw on TV spilling out near Detroit.
Dr. I think it's time for my nap...
