[BORIS] OMG! Fear-r-less Leader will review this new combo for us! Since no one answered query of this, he will do it himself. He is truly fearless!! Hail, Leader!
Oh, but is so easily amused. No wonder Mrs. Leader can be so understanding. Knowing will only be spent 136 to 299 rubles every 6 months surely is no threat to caviar, wodka and borscht budget. Meanwhile, Mrs. Dog faces unexpected G.A.S. explosion of 800 to 950 rubles, or more, every year or two. Sometimes double! Poor Mrs. Dog. She dislikes homegrown wegetables and water diet so.
But I fear Fearless Leader will never fully review Studio 40, much less, Stage 800, at such low expenditure rate. While this poor KGB-Dog will be sent to Siberia at next G.A.S. attack.[/BORIS]
Just finished correcting essays for social studies, but I had to stop by to reply to the wit and genius of one G-Doggie. Yes, Fearless Leader will review new combo (finally pulled it out of the box tonight), but not until this weekend at the earliest. I received a registered letter from my bass in the mail today. I'm being taken to court and being charged with impersonating a bass player. I tried to explain, Your Honor, I'm too darned busy to chop the wood. Hopefully, this weekend will find me trying out the Acoustic B50C. It may sound like crappola, but it sure looks nice. It's a chunky little guy (30 lbs), and reminds me of the Ampeg tilt-backs. I'm keeping an open mind...
Borscht, Dog? I don't even like beets, but I'll play your little game. First of all, Mrs. Dog has my sympathies. Second, Mrs. Leader has basically given me Carte Blanche this year because it's already been one big pressure cooker, hence the just getting done with h'work. Don't be shocked if an RS40 (that's secret code) follows me home when the Christmas tree is up and everyone is supposed to act jolly. I still haven't something to record with yet. All she asks me is, "Do you have room?" and I always reply..."Define room."
So KGB-Dog, if you want to cross the border and enter the Forbidden Zone to bag a Studio or Stage, I'll call the attack hamsters off that night. Then you can steal the spotlight as we all wait in anticipation of a well-written tell-all on the new combo. I may even sell my Markbass Micromark to help fund the Stage 800. All I have to do is check my Ruble count first to see if I can schwing it! Just keep your Bullwinkle in check until the holidays, okay?
That's it for me. One more day of screaming children before I can come home and prep for next week. It's like Groundhog Day all over again! Seriously though, I do like the looks of that $136 amp. Pic coming soon!


