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Okay, this is super off-topic, and I apologize, but I was idly looking at the offerings on Reverb.com, and I came across this absolute gem of bad translation or something. And I quote:

"Compact with a sharp, six-string fretless bass with vivid looks.

Through neck boldly adopted the Wenge is in style in the neck, a bonded one piece of the story. Long dress and only this wide looks great power. Perhaps the finger plate Karin has been is used. Body wing is composed of a laminate of Karin and rosewood combination. Overall hard wood material has been adopted.

It placed 1 group pickup Seymour made Duncan More rear, adopted aguilar obp-1 in a preamplifier. On sufficiently there is a massive bass, powerful bandwidth of over the treble from the high-mid. This would be a result of characteristics of the wood materials and electronics came to the front. Powerful Toreburi, is fretless sound like hit the air with a hammer.

Body with a delicate shape that it has been carefully carved by hand floating in the eye, it can fit the body and amazing try stance. The outer periphery of the shape, R processing of the outer circumference, weight balance, would be evidence that the overall high-quality design is applied.

The metal of the bridge has not been fixed as Gretsch, you have tape for a guide is attached by the previous owner to the current horizontal portion. Peg made GOTOH. Nut has been made by rosewood.

Although there is a slight scratches, as a whole scratch with little beauty goods. Import agency, has been subjected to maintenance of the fingerboard surface by Sleek elite is a repair shop, playability is good. Of neck double Doras rod has been charged state is also naturally good.

But even it is a six-string fretless bass with less demand, the goods incorporating the greatest common divisor elements of popular demand, so to speak, will finish on the premise of "versatility of the height" in particular always present in the market you. Distinctive sound as the unit as compared to the model that is sold as such in-depth marketing of the original, looks model might be said to be overwhelmingly niche. However, overwhelmingly fit enough to no more to a particular user, which this machine there, such as the Japanese sword that has been honed to meet a niche demand, is immeasurable worth born in the meantime.

Here can be a most powerful one, I would like to take this opportunity.

3 months warranty.
With a soft case."

End quote.
 
Okay, this is super off-topic, and I apologize, but I was idly looking at the offerings on Reverb.com, and I came across this absolute gem of bad translation or something. And I quote:

"Compact with a sharp, six-string fretless bass with vivid looks.

Through neck boldly adopted the Wenge is in style in the neck, a bonded one piece of the story. Long dress and only this wide looks great power. Perhaps the finger plate Karin has been is used. Body wing is composed of a laminate of Karin and rosewood combination. Overall hard wood material has been adopted.

It placed 1 group pickup Seymour made Duncan More rear, adopted aguilar obp-1 in a preamplifier. On sufficiently there is a massive bass, powerful bandwidth of over the treble from the high-mid. This would be a result of characteristics of the wood materials and electronics came to the front. Powerful Toreburi, is fretless sound like hit the air with a hammer.

Body with a delicate shape that it has been carefully carved by hand floating in the eye, it can fit the body and amazing try stance. The outer periphery of the shape, R processing of the outer circumference, weight balance, would be evidence that the overall high-quality design is applied.

The metal of the bridge has not been fixed as Gretsch, you have tape for a guide is attached by the previous owner to the current horizontal portion. Peg made GOTOH. Nut has been made by rosewood.

Although there is a slight scratches, as a whole scratch with little beauty goods. Import agency, has been subjected to maintenance of the fingerboard surface by Sleek elite is a repair shop, playability is good. Of neck double Doras rod has been charged state is also naturally good.

But even it is a six-string fretless bass with less demand, the goods incorporating the greatest common divisor elements of popular demand, so to speak, will finish on the premise of "versatility of the height" in particular always present in the market you. Distinctive sound as the unit as compared to the model that is sold as such in-depth marketing of the original, looks model might be said to be overwhelmingly niche. However, overwhelmingly fit enough to no more to a particular user, which this machine there, such as the Japanese sword that has been honed to meet a niche demand, is immeasurable worth born in the meantime.

Here can be a most powerful one, I would like to take this opportunity.

3 months warranty.
With a soft case."

End quote.
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Okay, this is super off-topic, and I apologize, but I was idly looking at the offerings on Reverb.com, and I came across this absolute gem of bad translation or something. And I quote:

"Compact with a sharp, six-string fretless bass with vivid looks.

Through neck boldly adopted the Wenge is in style in the neck, a bonded one piece of the story. Long dress and only this wide looks great power. Perhaps the finger plate Karin has been is used. Body wing is composed of a laminate of Karin and rosewood combination. Overall hard wood material has been adopted.

It placed 1 group pickup Seymour made Duncan More rear, adopted aguilar obp-1 in a preamplifier. On sufficiently there is a massive bass, powerful bandwidth of over the treble from the high-mid. This would be a result of characteristics of the wood materials and electronics came to the front. Powerful Toreburi, is fretless sound like hit the air with a hammer.

Body with a delicate shape that it has been carefully carved by hand floating in the eye, it can fit the body and amazing try stance. The outer periphery of the shape, R processing of the outer circumference, weight balance, would be evidence that the overall high-quality design is applied.

The metal of the bridge has not been fixed as Gretsch, you have tape for a guide is attached by the previous owner to the current horizontal portion. Peg made GOTOH. Nut has been made by rosewood.

Although there is a slight scratches, as a whole scratch with little beauty goods. Import agency, has been subjected to maintenance of the fingerboard surface by Sleek elite is a repair shop, playability is good. Of neck double Doras rod has been charged state is also naturally good.

But even it is a six-string fretless bass with less demand, the goods incorporating the greatest common divisor elements of popular demand, so to speak, will finish on the premise of "versatility of the height" in particular always present in the market you. Distinctive sound as the unit as compared to the model that is sold as such in-depth marketing of the original, looks model might be said to be overwhelmingly niche. However, overwhelmingly fit enough to no more to a particular user, which this machine there, such as the Japanese sword that has been honed to meet a niche demand, is immeasurable worth born in the meantime.

Here can be a most powerful one, I would like to take this opportunity.

3 months warranty.
With a soft case."

End quote.


I'd say that it is very Poetic :laugh::laugh:
I guess that if it was written in Hebrew it would have been more understandable!!!
 
Okay, this is super off-topic, and I apologize, but I was idly looking at the offerings on Reverb.com, and I came across this absolute gem of bad translation or something. And I quote:

"Compact with a sharp, six-string fretless bass with vivid looks.

Through neck boldly adopted the Wenge is in style in the neck, a bonded one piece of the story. Long dress and only this wide looks great power. Perhaps the finger plate Karin has been is used. Body wing is composed of a laminate of Karin and rosewood combination. Overall hard wood material has been adopted.

It placed 1 group pickup Seymour made Duncan More rear, adopted aguilar obp-1 in a preamplifier. On sufficiently there is a massive bass, powerful bandwidth of over the treble from the high-mid. This would be a result of characteristics of the wood materials and electronics came to the front. Powerful Toreburi, is fretless sound like hit the air with a hammer.

Body with a delicate shape that it has been carefully carved by hand floating in the eye, it can fit the body and amazing try stance. The outer periphery of the shape, R processing of the outer circumference, weight balance, would be evidence that the overall high-quality design is applied.

The metal of the bridge has not been fixed as Gretsch, you have tape for a guide is attached by the previous owner to the current horizontal portion. Peg made GOTOH. Nut has been made by rosewood.

Although there is a slight scratches, as a whole scratch with little beauty goods. Import agency, has been subjected to maintenance of the fingerboard surface by Sleek elite is a repair shop, playability is good. Of neck double Doras rod has been charged state is also naturally good.

But even it is a six-string fretless bass with less demand, the goods incorporating the greatest common divisor elements of popular demand, so to speak, will finish on the premise of "versatility of the height" in particular always present in the market you. Distinctive sound as the unit as compared to the model that is sold as such in-depth marketing of the original, looks model might be said to be overwhelmingly niche. However, overwhelmingly fit enough to no more to a particular user, which this machine there, such as the Japanese sword that has been honed to meet a niche demand, is immeasurable worth born in the meantime.

Here can be a most powerful one, I would like to take this opportunity.

3 months warranty.
With a soft case."

End quote.

This happens when you rely on the Google translator.... :laugh::roflmao:
 
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