The Random Thought Megathread

[5StringBlues]

Mudflaps!

 

[Gazman]

Mudflaps!

My gal's got 'em

 

[hondo4life]

Uhh ... my car has mudflaps, but I they are in a box in my closet and not on the car.

 

[shadowtippy]

Uhh ... my car has mudflaps, but I they are in a box in my closet and not on the car.

They stay cleaner and last longer that way.

 

[hondo4life]

They stay cleaner and last longer that way.

Yeah, and they were expensive. I can't afford to replace them.

 

[shadowtippy]

I had to get up early this morning and have to get up early tomorrow. I am retired so I shouldn't have to get up early.
This morning I had a four hour drive to go to a funeral. My aunt passed away at the ripe old age of 104. She was mentally sharp up to the end.
Tomorrow I have jury duty. Oh joy, what fun. If I have to get up early, they are guilty as charged. Our legal system at work.

 

[FilterFunk]

 

[hondo4life]

Bobby London teeth my herb, teeth my herb.

 

[hondo4life]

Baby loading, teeth my herb, they teeth my herb.

 

[hondo4life]

Brandy low down, beef me urn, say beef me urn.

 

[hondo4life]

Body lawn Keith my Urban, Keith my Urb...

 

[Pbassmanca]

The going rate for my line of work is a real joke. A reeeeeeeeaaal joke I tell ya..........

 

[hondo4life]

The going rate for my line of work is a real joke. A reeeeeeeeaaal joke I tell ya..........

I can relate to that. So, where is the punch line?

 

[shadowtippy]

I can relate to that. So, where is the punch line?

On the paycheck.

 

[Pbassmanca]

I can relate to that. So, where is the punch line?

Below my belt.

 

[Pbassmanca]

I had to get up early this morning and have to get up early tomorrow. I am retired so I shouldn't have to get up early.
This morning I had a four hour drive to go to a funeral. My aunt passed away at the ripe old age of 104. She was mentally sharp up to the end.
Tomorrow I have jury duty. Oh joy, what fun. If I have to get up early, they are guilty as charged. Our legal system at work.

I hope to be mentally sharp at least up to the middle...

 

[Funky Ghost]

I had a gun pointed at me this morning by an old man in a brand new Ford F250 during rush hour traffic. Some folks absolutely do NOT deserve a CC permit or a drivers license for that matter. I still told him to eat crap and live. I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer...

 

[FilterFunk]

Everybody's got a little light...UNDER THE SUN!!!

 

[b-b-b-bass]

Am I running the program, or is the program running me?

 

[saltydude]

If you're having trouble learning a bass line and someone tells you it's easy they're probably not playing it right.