The Random Thought Megathread

[Pbassmanca]

I think it was Joan Rivers.

Breasts are highly over rated. Or was that highly over inflated? Depends on your personal experience I guess. My son's grade 3 teacher (who will also be his grade 4 teacher), informed us at our end-of-year meeting to review his academics last year, that she would be away for six weeks starting this month because of a breast reduction surgery. Pretty funny talking boobs with your wife and your son's teacher.

 

[Pbassmanca]

Breasts are highly over rated. Or was that highly over inflated? Depends on your personal experience I guess. My son's grade 3 teacher (who will also be his grade 4 teacher), informed us at our end-of-year meeting to review his academics last year, that she would be away for six weeks starting this month because of a breast reduction surgery. Pretty funny talking boobs with your wife and your son's teacher.

Ha ha, I just got home from work, and my son says to me, my teacher is away for 6 weeks for "back surgery"........

 

[D M C]

My wife's niece had reduction surgery when she was 19 or 20. She was just way too top heavy and it was giving her back problems. She feels so much better now and looks more proportional.

 

[shadowtippy]

My former mother-in-law (see post #3595) had breast reduction surgery and her boobs were still big. I don't know how she stood upright before the surgery. Her daughter wasn't like that, though.

 

[S-Bigbottom]

Chocolate milk cows are mean.

 

[zontar]

Chocolate milk cows are mean.

What do you mean by that!!!!!!!!!!!??????????!!!!!!!!!

 

[PunkNerve]

"wowch", from English "wow" and English "ouch". The noise a human being makes when they look at the price of the computer parts in their Amazon cart.

 

[S-Bigbottom]

What do you mean by that!!!!!!!!!!!??????????!!!!!!!!!

You ever try to pet one, read it a story, or try to get a cup of fresh chocolate milk?

 

[sissy kathy]

You ever try to pet one, read it a story, or try to get a cup of fresh chocolate milk?

That's why chocolate milk is more expensive that white milk, 'cause'a those mean cows.

 

[Gorn]

Pad Thai is not spicy. Stop whining Jill.

 

[PillO]

Pad Thai is not spicy. Stop whining Jill.

Pad Thai is not the set of order forms used by servers to transmit orders to the kitchen in Thai restaurants.

 

[Funky Ghost]

Whining Jills prefer Pad - Pseudo semi-sorta Thai. With less everything. Allegedly.

 

[S-Bigbottom]

She just needs a drink, send her and Jack up the hill.

 

[Gravedigger Dav]

I am certain that is exactly why. Understand I have used multiple electric shavers, all the latest Gillettes to Bic to whatever. I also tried Costco 100 blades for $20 and man that sliced my face to the point I gave away the other 99.

Then one day I find myself in a knife shop in Amish country and bought a few things. Since then I changed but now use a Merker 34C with Feather blades. Was a bette shave but still not 100% happy till I switched from can crap to "Kiss My Face" shaving location. Take that plus: DE; FEATHER; MERKER34C; BRUSH; & CUP. It's an amazing shave. The only thing better is straight razor which I will not do to myself. Now going to a barber for that, I would love to do that.

It isn't as hard as you might think. Check out Classic Shaving Classic Shaving | Luxury Wet Shaving | Safety Razors | Straight Razors
There are some good articles on everything you need to know. I took the plunge in the late 90s and have been using a straight razor mostly since then. I do use a safety razor during the week for time savings. It is very close to a straight razor shave.

 

[fingerguy]

It isn't as hard as you might think. Check out Classic Shaving Classic Shaving | Luxury Wet Shaving | Safety Razors | Straight Razors
There are some good articles on everything you need to know. I took the plunge in the late 90s and have been using a straight razor mostly since then. I do use a safety razor during the week for time savings. It is very close to a straight razor shave.

Oh I am sure it's not hard, but requires time and skill and then re-sharpening and etc. I find the safety razor convenient, easy to do, and get a shave just as good as a straight razor due to how I do it. I would only do straight if I was somewhere I couldn't get new razors which is not the case here.

 

[FingerDub]

I am really struggling to find the reason for the pricing difference between fries and onion rings. I mean really, onion rings seem to cost double but it is only one single strand of onion in batter. That's it. You mean to tell me the cost of packaged fried potatoes is THAT much lower than a few slices of an onion? I am going to rise up and bring attention to this absolute travesty. It's a god damn conspiracy.

 

[D M C]

They're battered. Extra ingredients, extra steps.

 

[shadowtippy]

If they are good, they are worth it.

 

[FingerDub]

What a load of baloney. And you two supporting the establishment.

 

[Pbassmanca]

I am really struggling to find the reason for the pricing difference between fries and onion rings. I mean really, onion rings seem to cost double but it is only one single strand of onion in batter. That's it. You mean to tell me the cost of packaged fried potatoes is THAT much lower than a few slices of an onion? I am going to rise up and bring attention to this absolute travesty. It's a god damn conspiracy.

I recommend that we form the "Fry and Onion Ring Commission". That'll get to the bottom of things once and for all, and leave no doubt in anyone's mind as to the truth of the matter!