We should start a club. If only clubs weren't so... annoying.There is precious little that doesn’t annoy me of late.
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We should start a club. If only clubs weren't so... annoying.There is precious little that doesn’t annoy me of late.
Why are they annoying?We should start a club. If only clubs weren't so... annoying.
'Cause I'm a grumpy middle-aged reclusive misanthrope.Why are they annoying?
Every now and then me and three of my co-workers go out for drinks after work. They don't drive. I do, so every time we've done this, I'll drive. That means I'm not drinking and after a still relatively fun night out which follows a long day of work, I have to drive three people home. I don't have to, but I do. So tomorrow night I decided I wanna get drunk so I'm taking an Uber to and from work. Figure it'll cost me about 40 bucks for transportation. Whatever. It's 40 bucks and I can do what I want. No big deal.
Aaand now something suddenly came up for everyone. Odd coincidence.
Of course it doesn't work. You are supposed to work inside the garage.Went to a garage sale.
Bought a garage.
Got it home and it doesn't work.
Of course it doesn't work. You are supposed to work inside the garage.
Good riddance, I guess.Too late now.
Took it to a flea market and sold it.
All they had there was Red Hot Chili Pepper records.
Somebody set us up the bomb!You have no chance to survive make your time. For great justice!



And even worse, people whose religion is government.People who think "Freedom of Religion" gives them the right to force their religious beliefs on others.
Someone who has been in the news every day for the past 16 months eats steak often and likes it "so well done the edges curl".
Its a sign of poor taste. To me, eating a burnt steak surrounded by "gold" furniture is like a version of hell.
I would prefer people whose religion is government over those whose government is religion.And even worse, people whose religion is government.
Did you go to the antique store to see what's new?
We're going to Auntie's Antique Mall this weekend, what are you looking for?Did you go to the antique store to see what's new?

These are like my 80 year old grandpa jokes.Went to the antique store.
Asked "Did anything new come in lately?"
They said " No. We sell antiques."