Things that are Metal...and things that aren't

[TolerancEJ]

Metal:
Chuck Norris
The Mothman
Beer
Peter Griffin
Homer Simpson

Not Metal:
Richard Simmons
A flute
Zima
Meg Griffin
Principal Seymour Skinner

 

[bassman1185]

Not Metal:
Principal Seymour Skinner

You've obviously not seen the episode where it plays Skinner's back story.

 

[TolerancEJ]

You've obviously not seen the episode where it plays Skinner's back story.

I thought about that after I typed. Oh well. 95% of the time, he's not metal.

 

[SanDiegoHarry]

+1
Bad grammar is very metal.

True on *so* many levels...

 

[EGhart317]

are metal:
burning down churches
boiling your lead singers brains to make soup
making necklaces out of your lead singers skull and giving them to people
insanity

glad there's another mayhem fan here.

 

[JoZac21]

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[MatticusMania]

Aren't:

Cats

My cat is more metal than you can ever dream of being!

 

[bassingeorge]

AFAIK My bass is pretty much for metal

Kidding...

Metal:

Gore movies
BEER!!!!!
Jack Daniels


Not Metal:

Martinis

 

[bassingeorge]

Metal:
Chuck Norris
The Mothman
Beer
Peter Griffin
Homer Simpson

Not Metal:
Richard Simmons
A flute
Zima
Meg Griffin
Principal Seymour Skinner

MOTHMAN!!!! How could I forget!

I was sooo gonna put ZIMA in the not metal section! hahahaha! Nice!

 

[DLKasim]

Metal: Anger... towards something...
Not Metal: Anger... towards injustice

I disagree.

 

[CauliColin]

I disagree.

+1
Shame about lack of bass. One's bassline is great!

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

Metal:
Cellos

Not metal:
Cowbells.

 

[MatticusMania]

Ive seen cowbells be very metal

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

Ive seen cowbells be very metal

Well they ARE made outta steel...

 

[MatticusMania]

Or tin!