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Things that are Metal...and things that aren't

#103
greenboy said:
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Laugh now, Monkey boy. John Lithgow and all creatures from alternate dimensions are metal as ****!
 
#107
Metal:

dismemberment
confusion
falling
crashing
drowning
Hypothermia
giant lizards
giant robots
splitting $100 gig earnings with band
Playing for free at "showcase" shows
Older Toyota Corrollas PACKED with gear
When your gear is worth more than your car
Parental Advisory Sticker (also NOT Metal depending on how you look at it.)
People who wouldn't be caught dead at a dance club
guitarists that feel they have to keep reminding everybody that
they're the leader of the band and that they can play a million miles per hour in every song.
Playing your full stack everywhere you play.
Major volume battles within your band
Wishing your ex STD's
Carrots!!


Not Metal:

Combo Amps
toy robots
geckos
restraint
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
day care
Raffi
Ralph Lauren anything
People who use Ralph Lauren paint
Wine and Cheese
doilies
bridal/baby showers
Wishing your ex happiness
 
#110
Metal:
  1. Animals that will bite you. And give you a disease in the process.
  2. Tornadoes.
  3. Raw meat.
  4. Whiskey.
  5. Cocaine.
  6. Hookers. That will give you a disease in the process.
  7. Scars.
  8. Tattoos.
  9. Harley Davidsons.
  10. Electricity.
  11. Barbed-wire fences. Electrified.
  12. Metallica. Pre-1991.
  13. Fireworks.
  14. Political incorrectness.
  15. Chevy Camaros.
  16. Dogs.
Not metal:
  1. Animals that don`t bite. Or carry diseases.
  2. Rainbows.
  3. Tofu.
  4. Spring water.
  5. Claritin.
  6. Platonic friends. That won`t give you anything beyond a cold.
  7. Plastic surgery.
  8. Tattoos.
  9. Harley Davidsons.
  10. "Wind power".
  11. Picket Fences. Obviously no electricity.
  12. Metallica. Post -1991.
  13. Community fireworks shows.
  14. Political correctness.
  15. Toyoto Priuses. Actually, anything Toyota.
  16. Cats. Unless they are wild. Or the machine-gun cat. Then refer back to "Metal" list #1.
 
#111
metal:
"1nce at a gig i roxed the crowd so h4rd that all teh gurlz were liek "i want u" an all teh bands were liek "u roxed evry 1 2 h4rd" and i waz liek "yea i no cuz i am teh mastr uv base"
-*insertcoolname

not metal:
any sentence containing the word "love"
 
#114
A guy in the year above me at school had a metal band and he was the bassist. At the end of their set for a local Battle of the Bands he raised his Epiphone Thunderbird over his head and smashed it into the stage sending the neck flying off the body. His band didn't win.

Thats pretty metal no?
 
#115
Meddle said:
A guy in the year above me at school had a metal band and he was the bassist. At the end of their set for a local Battle of the Bands he raised his Epiphone Thunderbird over his head and smashed it into the stage sending the neck flying off the body. His band didn't win.

Thats pretty metal no?
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Smashing the bass is Rock and Roll. If the neck impaled someone, that would be metal.;)
 
#119
Meddle said:
A guy in the year above me at school had a metal band and he was the bassist. At the end of their set for a local Battle of the Bands he raised his Epiphone Thunderbird over his head and smashed it into the stage sending the neck flying off the body. His band didn't win.

Thats pretty metal no?
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No. That`s stupid. Being bass-less is not metal.
 

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