This 1978 P Bass is One Hot Mess

[swagbotbilly]

 

[Remguy]

Too bad there isn't some sort of Humane Society for Basses!

 

[jschulman]

Make the drummer useful and stick some marshmallows on the hi hat stand.

 

[Andy Marshman]

I see it strictly as a prop, not to be used indoors! For a select audience only.

 

[Bassdoggydogg]

The time has finally arrived... we have a bass that can compete with the Mothman.

 

[2thAche]

What, your basses don't shoot dangerous flames? Amateurs....

 

[39-Bassist]

Well I see this as a why did you kill a investment instrument.
Also I guess if you lived up north it can be useful for a outdoor winter gig. Keep everyone warm and I guess you wouldn't worry about your hands being too cold to play also.

 

[bassliner50]

OK, now I must take a hacksaw, drill and chisel to my stock Fender '78 Precision that you see in my avatar to the left. Guess I start at the headstock. No?

 

[Planespotter]

It’s acceptable, but these mods are better suited to pre-cbs era fenders.

 

[icefly]

Hot deal

 

[SLO Surfer]

I believe the kids say, “that’s so fire”

 

[MingusBass]

This makes me hate people.

 

[WI Short Scaler]

Um, okay. Not for me but that's ok I guess. Someone obviously liked it.

 

[JRT64]

That'll keep the drunks away.

Having played in more seedy clubs than I care to admit, I laughed out loud when I read this!!!! But, considering some drunks, think they are 10 feet tall and bullet proof though. I'm not sure even THIS would work! I can just imagine some VERY drunk dude saying "Come on, light my ass on fire!!!" "You can't hurt me!" I've seen a few like this. LOL!

 

[mr80htz]

That bass player is a legend in the local bar scene

 

[MYLOWFREQ]

Looks like you can kill someone with this, but the coffin case is included so you should be good

 

[God's Favorite Bass]

And Jesus wept...

 

[tvbop]

I have never felt so sad for a musical instrument.

 

[gln1955]

Weight?

More important...BTUs?

 

[FullumMusic]

{scrolling through pics} ***? What the? Why? What were they thinking? What the heck is that thing sticking out of... omg. Want.