I’ve still got the shovelI'll bet Bob Lee Swagger's dog could do those things. At least until the contractors shot him.
(If you haven't seen "Shooter", I highly recommend it. It's a lot deeper than the surface story. And even though Levon Helm (yeah, *that* Levon Helm) only has a few minutes on screen, he owns that time!)
That needs to be what your driveway looks like.