Oh, you know I'm always Very Serious (tm).
I'm probably going to violate some rules by doing this, but what the heck. My brother, some friends, and I decided we needed a new political party. Except it wouldn't be a party. It would be the Very Serious Organization (tm). We were Serious People. We had a great bumper sticker slogan: Serious Times Requre Serious People and We're Serious. (tm) We were an organizaton becasue parties are frivolity, and we wouldn't tolerate that kind of thing. Unfortunately, nobody signed on as the chief ideologue to tell us what we thought about anything, so we had to disband.
I still think you were being reticent and need to let it out. Seriously.