I can just picture @ProgressiveDoom as Captain of the plane going through some turbulence...
(Over the loud speaker Dooms voice comes on) "Dudes, this is your Captian. We have some really effed up weather outside. The flight attendants will be passing out complementary libations, so roll em how ya like em. For obvious reasons we will not be landing in Singapore until all libations have been completely consumed and the smoke has cleared. Once we deplane you can find the nearest snack bar at terminal A. Until then, breathe deep and enjoy the ride".
