I rolled up to a car full of young women and forgot to put my feet down when the motorcycle came to a full stop. I almost fell over. They were unimpressed. They would have been unimpressed anyway, so there is that. I do not fess up to that one too often, but it is funny. I felt really dumb, and for good reason.
The closest I can recall to that was the first time I saw a C5 Galaxy. It seemed top just hang impossibly in the clear sky, almost hovering. I had just stopped my VF750F at a light when I saw it, and put my foot down in an ool patch without realizing it. I was falling, and was at about 1 45 degree angle before I realized it. I managed to shift my foot enough to halt the slide and wrestle the bike upright. I looked around in embarrassment but all the other drivers were leaning over their steering wheels, staring with mouths agape at the impossible sight. One driver was inching forward without realizing it but caught himself before getting out into traffic.
For just a moment, I thought we had a giant cargo jet with hover capability.
You might say I fell for it.


