I had a haircut the other day and afterwards lined up at the cash register desk like a good lad. The barber strolls over and asks “Senior? Pension?”
first time I have got that !
shoulda said yes, $5 discount
Wow, you guys are REALLY defying gravity. . . or did you just glue your shoes to the stage floor?
. I'll stick with my Humbuckers. YMMV, Tweetchie Zone.

Three songs later and it happens again, LOL. 