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Tired, annoying phrases

In the south people will say anything rude or insulting but as long as they follow it up with "bless their heart" they think they are excused from being snobby. For example : oh did you hear Mary Joe got pregnant and doesn't know who the father is? She's really a poor pitiful thing ,, bless her heart.

+1

My coworkers. Somehow blessing everything absolves them of being ignorant, two-faced hillbillies. Bless their hearts.
 
Bro or bros, nothing is more pathetic than that! I don't even refer to my own brother as "bro". Give up on that huge douche bag term already.

And also
"You can crap in one hand and wish in the other and see which one fills up faster"
 
"Expresso" drives me wild.

I'm going to preface this next part with an overused phrase...

No offence, but almost every American I've ever met puts 'real quick' on the end of sentences, uses 'see' instead of 'use' or perhaps 'utilise' and 'let me' at the beginning. E.g. "Let me see that lighter, real quick".

Okay, you don't need me to let you see anything, I'm sure you can see it from where you are, and if you want me to pass it to you, I'll do it in my own bloody time.

:p
 
Yes, yes, yes. I think you've come up with an interesting dynamic here. Let's leverage this to it's maximum potential. Really exploit these concepts and take advantage of the the synergies.

Clearly, it's a win-win that has a lot of swag. So, let's take it to the next level. Sounds good? Set up a webex and include me on the planner so that we start creating some milestones.

So, with that said, at the end of the day, we need to really reach out with some clear goals that will drive growth. As we're moving forward, let's ensure that we're being inclusive as well. We really need to cover the diversity angle.

Let's round up the troops and have everyone lay it out on the table. Sound good? ;)

You know, the scary thing about this is I was watching the micro car episode of Top Gear last night on Netflix, and there's a scene where Jeremy is in on a meeting, and the woman leading it sounded pretty much exactly like this.
 
I find so much of the vernacular troubling. Consider these currently voguish coinages:

"Flivver"
"Jazz"
"Doozy"
"Women's Suffrage"

Honestly, my teeth grate every time I hear these cross the lips of some cloth-eared rake.