Totally irrelvant TBer info share thread

[hondo4life]

My toilet had not clogged in well over a year, until today.

 

[drumsnbass]

My toilet had not clogged in well over a year, until today.

No s**t. Really?

 

[slobake]

I have 767 more days until I retire (maybe)

 

[Immigrant]

It's Monday.

I'm enjoying a breakfast consisting of a few tokes followed by Lucky Charms while watching Ray Donovan.

"Retirement" suits me fine.

 

[Gravedigger Dav]

My water heater died violently Friday evening. Not like an explosion, but water all over the garage floor.
The plumber is coming to have a look today and maybe get it fixed this week.
But, at least my toilet hasn't overflowed in a long time.

 

[S-Bigbottom]

It's Monday.

I'm enjoying a breakfast consisting of a few tokes followed by Lucky Charms while watching Ray Donovan.

"Retirement" suits me fine.

Scoop out mostly the crunchys while eating so that the last five or so bites are all soggy marshmallows. drool

 

[Sixgunn]

Not only have I not puked in well over twenty years, I can count my overall puke tally on one hand!!

 

[cfsporn]

I was getting my license replaced today and I realized something incredible. I have no DMV horror stories! Every time I have gone, I've been out in an hour or less with the reason I went there addressed.

 

[drumsnbass]

My water heater died violently Friday evening. Not like an explosion, but water all over the garage floor.
The plumber is coming to have a look today and maybe get it fixed this week.
But, at least my toilet hasn't overflowed in a long time.

You can fix that yourself easily and save a bundle.

 

[shadowtippy]

I have 767 more days until I retire (maybe)

I have 85 days until I retire. Sorry about the "one-up" there.

 

[Gravedigger Dav]

You can fix that yourself easily and save a bundle.

I could, and should have over the weekend. But now I don't have time.
I got caught in one of those large print/small print traps.

 

[slobake]

I have 85 days until I retire. Sorry about the "one-up" there.

Congrats, I'm jealous.

 

[drumsnbass]

I have 85 days until I retire. Sorry about the "one-up" there.

I 'retired' 7 years ago.

 

[shadowtippy]

I 'retired' 7 years ago.

Now, I'm jealous.

 

[drumsnbass]

Now, I'm jealous.

Thank you!

 

[ChrisB2]

Enough with this relevant info sharing!!

My nose was itching right under my eye. I scratched it, then my chin itched. Then my ear.

I'm gonna hit the shower...

 

[Gorn]

I'm working late and the cleaning crew is here. This woman has been talking to me in Spanish for the last ten minutes. I'm smiling and nodding and have no idea what she's saying.

 

[slobake]

Whatever she says just reply siempre.

 

[D M C]

Whatever she says just reply siempre.

Or lo siento.

 

[slobake]

Or lo siento.

Or Callete. Say it right though you pronounce it Caya Tay.