Totally irrelvant TBer info share thread

[rufus.K]

There is a lamp in my living room with a red shade

 

[Sixgunn]

Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it's usually something in a mesh.

"No, but we're willing to learn."

 

[Sixgunn]

My feet don't stink at all and I'm very happy about it. Actually, I'm not an aromatic individual at all. Oh, bad oral hygiene absolutely disgusts me!! That pasty goop on peoples teeth at the gum line..........UGH!!! (shudders violently!!!)

 

[S-Bigbottom]

I often fall going up stairs.

 

[Tom Bomb]

Catarrh is nearly the same as 'guitar' so this advice should solve that problem - How to Get Rid of Catarrh

 

[Immigrant]

The rug in my living room is hot.

My golf buddy said "Come outside" and he popped his trunk. Inside were three rugs, and I took the ugliest one. We unrolled it on my floor, and my cat glommed onto it. Her mood immediately picked up. It's really awful looking and I've posted photos of basses here in the past, and no one comments on the basses, just the ugly rug.

It was similar to the scene in GF II, but I didn't have a hand in the actual stealing of the rug.

I look at it every morning. It makes me wakey.

 

[Sixgunn]

I love the term: predatory cursor!!

 

[ZenG]

There is a lamp in my living room with a red shade

One of the better motels?

 

[D M C]

Catarrh is nearly the same as 'guitar' so this advice should solve that problem - How to Get Rid of Catarrh

 

[ChrisB2]

I like Lay's potato chips.

 

[hondo4life]

I like Lay's potato chips.

The regular, plain Lay's. They are the best standard potato chip by a long shot.

 

[ZenG]

I like sweet potato (yam) fries better then potato french fries.

But I'll take ordinary french fries if you haven't got any yam fries.

 

[hondo4life]

I disagree wholeheartedly.

 

[D M C]

I disagree wholeheartedly.

Ditto!

 

[hondo4life]

I wish UPS would hurry TF up. I want my Eminence 3015LF before 5:00 PM!

 

[ChrisB2]

I want my MTV.

No I don't.

 

[D M C]

The mallard hasn't been back to my swimming pool in a few days. Then it hit me, he's a dabbling duck.

 

[Sixgunn]

For reasons totally inexplicable to me, I ABHOR almost to the point of violence, the term "minty" when used to describe the condition of something for sale. "Mint" is totally sufficient!

 

[ZenG]

I ordered two Lace pickups from different places in the States. One came by parcel post..no problem. The other came by UPS and they dinged me 20 bucks at the door brokerage fees.

The parcel post carton arrived one day after the UPS one. I forgot to closely scrutinize shipping methods when ordering.

The moral of this story is:- Never ever do bass mods. Buy a bass and be happy and leave well enough alone. Don't even take up bass in the first place. For that matter just stay out of playing music period. It's a festering quagmire of endless expense that serves no purpose. You're far better off making yourself useful and getting important things done than sitting around playing or working on basses. Don't even get me started on buying strings....
But I'm not going to sell my basses....no siree...they will be passed down in the family from generation to generation as a reminder of bygone times...
It will remind them of a time when people played real basses...not simulated basses on a smartphone.
Potato chips? Don't talk to me about potato chips. I've read all the food threads here on the TB and you people are nuts. You wouldn't know a good brand of potato chips if they walked up and jumped in your salsa.....you bunch of burrito-licking wannabees....

Why I oughta.....

 

[Sixgunn]

I ordered two Lace pickups from different places in the States. One came by parcel post..no problem. The other came by UPS and they dinged me 20 bucks at the door brokerage fees.

The parcel post carton arrived one day after the UPS one. I forgot to closely scrutinize shipping methods when ordering.

The moral of this story is:- Never ever do bass mods. Buy a bass and be happy and leave well enough alone. Don't even take up bass in the first place. For that matter just stay out of playing music period. It's a festering quagmire of endless expense that serves no purpose. You're far better off making yourself useful and getting important things done than sitting around playing or working on basses. Don't even get me started on buying strings....
But I'm not going to sell my basses....no siree...they will be passed down in the family from generation to generation as a reminder of bygone times...

You are SO right. I'm shifting my talents to soap carving