Totally irrelvant TBer info share thread

[slobake]

Or maybe even Quieres papas fritas?

 

[S-Bigbottom]

I'm working late and the cleaning crew is here. This woman has been talking to me in Spanish for the last ten minutes. I'm smiling and nodding and have no idea what she's saying.

She is looking to mate, that is what cleaning ladies do if they are talking to an employee after hours.
Play this song and get ready for a good time.

 

[drumsnbass]

Or Callete. Say it right though you pronounce it Caya Tay.

Now that's not nice!

 

[catcauphonic]

I do almost all my clothes shopping 2nd hand, and in the women's departments ... because men's clothes are boxy, baggy, and only come in boring colors

 

[D M C]

Were he alive today, my grandfather would be 146 years old.

 

[ac11367]

I drink Coors Light to chase shots and to hydrate my body. Otherwise, I prefer Brooklyn Lager.

 

[ChrisB2]

Today is Tuesday where I live.

 

[D M C]

Today is Tuesday where I live.

Me too. I live there at least once a week.

 

[Gorn]

I'm gassy.

 

[drumsnbass]

My whole body hurts from remodeling. Hanging 70+ lb sheets of drywall sucks

 

[D M C]

I'm gassy.

I'm dieselly - putt, putt, putt, putt, etc.

 

[catcauphonic]

I drink Coors Light to chase shots and to hydrate my body. Otherwise, I prefer Brooklyn Lager.

Oh man, I dig that Brooklyn Lager! Also, Yeaungling Lager is another one I miss, and don't see on the west coast.

 

[ZenG]

Or maybe even Quieres papas fritas?

Burrito? No comprendez.....

 

[Mark Wilson]

I always count how many stairs there are. Always.

 

[ChrisB2]

Air conditioning is SHA-WEEEET!!

 

[ChrisB2]

I always count how many stairs there are. Always.

I often take three single steps then start skipping one, but still count them all-- "1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 9..."

SICK!!

 

[Gravedigger Dav]

I retired 2 years ago. I just haven't mentioned it to my boss yet.

 

[shadowtippy]

I retired 2 years ago. I just haven't mentioned it to my boss yet.

Do you work for the DMV?

 

[5StringBlues]

Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it's usually something in a mesh.

 

[shadowtippy]

Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it's usually something in a mesh.

Thank you for sharing that. At least we know the thread cannot go downhill.