Totally irrelvant TBer info share thread

[hondo4life]

I injured my hand. I tried to play some jazz last night, but my fingers locked up. Now I can only play metal.

 

[D M C]

I used to have thick mountains of luscious hair. Now it's mostly gone and I don't know where it went...

I used to have thick mountains of luscious fried chicken. Now it's entirely gone and I don't know where it went...

 

[Gravedigger Dav]

Popsicles kick arse.



And I'm at a gig at a Holiday Inn goofing off on the computer while on set break.




ARSE!

Where, oh where do Holiday Inns still have live bands? I lived off Holiday Inns in the 70s. I thought those days were gone for good.

 

[Sixgunn]

This is the second year in a row that I spent 4th of July in Salida CO. Really nice!!

 

[hondo4life]

I was shopping for some orange juice today when a younger man asked me a question about a jug he was holding.
"Will this ferment? I don't know if it will because it's from concentrate."
I replied, "Sure it will, as long as it has sugar in it."
So he grabbed another one and walked off with his gurrl.
I LOL'd.

 

[shadowtippy]

I used to have thick mountains of luscious hair. Now it's mostly gone and I don't know where it went...

Check your bathtub drain.

 

[shadowtippy]

I used to have thick mountains of luscious fried chicken. Now it's entirely gone and I don't know where it went...

Check your thighs and butt.

 

[D M C]

Check your thighs and butt.

Yeah... That's where it went.

 

[hondo4life]

My hair went into my nose.

 

[D M C]

 

[hondo4life]

kitty scares me

 

[Fleebag]

It's how well you mow fast.

 

[hondo4life]

I play both genres, but my left arm is acting up & the doctor told me to lay off playing for two weeks, or until it gets better.

I went to the doc today. She told me life is crap, keep playing music, and gave me some pills for the pain.

 

[ZenG]

If Stewie from Family Guy was a kitten , he'd look like the one in that picture.

 

[D M C]

If Stewie from Family Guy was a kitten , he'd look like the one in that picture.

I'm inclined to think s/he's stoned.

 

[Sixgunn]

I cannot stomach writing with anything other than black ink.

 

[ZenG]

I cannot stomach writing with anything other than black ink.

What are you writing on your stomach?

 

[Gravedigger Dav]

What are you writing on your stomach?

An introspective autobiography?

 

[hondo4life]

I cannot stomach writing with anything other than black ink.

Black ink is the only ink for the writing of words.
The rest is for artsy junk, and nobody likes artsy junk; except music, which should also be written in black ink.

 

[Sixgunn]

What are you writing on your stomach?

A Navel story