This Sarzo bass I got is really something.
- The fretless conversion is pretty DIY aka. Homemade hackjob. If it stays like this I have to sand down the fingerboard a bit to remove some top coat (which look brushed). Also, luckily (we'll come back to this..) the nut hasn't been adjusted either, so to get the strings closer to the fretboard the truss rod was almost maxed out.
- looks like someone took out the last frets with a chisel and input a motif of a.. deer? It's so grotesque it's cool. I usually don't name my basses but this one will be called "The Stag" (even though I'm not sure if the animal in the motif is actually a Red Deer). There's also tree of life motifs on the pickups. And all of these are done with a golden permanent marker.
- Neck has been sanded down to a satin finish, but with really ugly transitions on the nut and body ends. Naturally these have been hidden with golden marker as well. There is a couple of places where it has taken a hit as well, and you can see the wood. The finish must be 1-2mm thick - really, really thick.
- On the neck side there are burn marks to indicate the fret positions and some mysterious symbols filled with the same golden marker (moons, paws?). It's starting to feel like this bass was caught in a 70's blizzard which tried to do brutal "Alembics" to it.
- Seller told me there is no crackle in the electronics when I asked. Well, there is none from the active side as the battery wire is disconnected. And running passive? Pots crackle and the bass has grounding issues.

Sound is ok, though, so the pickups do work.
Sounds like a disaster? Well, not for the price I got it. I was not expecting much to start with because the seller sent me a bunch of pictures beforehand - My main concern was the neck and truss rod and they seem to be ok (after I backed the truss rod a bit). Anything else I can fix, or get fixed by a luthier. It has the original case and certificate (with a matching serial number!).
I had mentally priced putting frets in already, and it would still be relatively cheap for the price. Luckily the brass nut was not modified, so most likely you can just put in new frets and it's good with some relief in the neck, without the truss rod being maxed out.
The visuals are... interesting and most likely a value detriment, but aside from the Deer it's not anything some nail polish remover and sandpaper can't clean up. The electronics are fixable, but most likely I'll take them out and run this passive with a normal Vol & Tone & PU selector (miniswitch) setup. Then it's just setup work and redoing the wiring, which I've done before so no problem there.
Pics coming at some point, I know you want to see this abhorrence
