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Upgrade? The dude burned his bass!

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The claims are absurd, but it's definitely not the worst I've seen. I have one acquaintance that posted a video on Facebook of him giving his Strat some mojo by roasting it on his charcoal grill. I think he overdid it, and I've not seen any posts of that Strat since then.

Charcoal is not a tonewood.
 
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Buy it and start a HOT new cover band:

Light My Fire - The Doors
Fire - Jimi Hendrix
Ring of Fire - Johnny Cash
Fire Woman - The Cult
We Didn't Start The Fire - Billy Joel
Burning Down The House - Talking Heads
Great Balls Of Fire - Jerry Lee Lewis
Fire With Fire - Metallica
Firehouse - Kiss
Sex on Fire - Kings of Leon

 
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If I could just figure out a way to replace the oxygen in my base with helium...
Put the instrument in a vacuum chamber for a few days with some fresh reactive metal shavings. Then add helium back in and let it sit for a few weeks. Might reduce the weight by a microgram or two.

But why use helium when you can plastinate with vapor phase catalyszed silicone, just like Body World..... Good enough for people, good enough for P (Plastinated) basses.
 
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