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Yeah, he died last September.
Did Jordon finish the Wheel of Time series before he passed?
I am now reading
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Dangerous Visions - 1967 SF Anthology Edited by Harlan Ellison
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Visions
"I Hate Myself And Want To Die : the 52 most depressing songs you've ever heard" by Tom Reynolds
This is the funniest thing I've seen in months. He basically just reviews 52 recordings of depressing songs. Each time there is an intro section, then a description of the song, then an explanation why it's so depressing. Doesn't sound like much, does it? So then why are my sides actually sore from laughing?
One section is about songs that were okay...until someone covered them that shouldn't have. Some of those were depressing to begin with, but not THIS depressing. For example Harry Nilsson's 'Without You' is a beautiful, albeit downer song. But when Mariah Carey decided to remake it, it turned into a great reason to slash your wrists. "It's a heartbreaking composition, especially when you consider how its composers both left this life bankrupt and humiliated. (Pete Ham and Tom Evans, of Badfinger, each comitted suicide by hanging themselves several years apart.)All this is lost on Mariah, who basically uses the song for skeet shooting. While the Nilsson version has him holding the pitch of each note like a taut wire, Mariah employs her faux-gospel technique of toying with the melody like she'e dangling a string in front of a cat."
Okay, it's not as funny when I write it.
How about the desription of having to see, at this point anyone perform 'Send In The Clowns'? "After a modulation into the bridge, she slithers off of the piano to attack the song's thespian references with zombie relish. 'Making my entrance again with my usual flaaaair'. she bellows, flailing her arms like Helen Keller fighting off an anaconda, but, alas 'no one is there.'
How about the unbridled vitriol he has for Carol Bayer Sager?
Somebody read this. It's funny.
Hello? Is this thing on?
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I'm about 1/3 of the way through this collection of Roald Dahl short stories. You may know him from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, but he wrote adult stuff too. This collection includes "Man From The South" The story that the last segment of the movie Four Rooms was based on.