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What does alligator taste like? How do you prepare an alligator steak?
Alligator tastes somewhere between chicken and turtle. I have had it breaded and fried and also in sauce piquant (sp). Only the tail meat is eaten, which reminds me very little of the old joke:
Have you ever had alligator tail?

I never could figure out how to hold one down long enough.
I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress.
 
Alligator tastes somewhere between chicken and turtle. I have had it breaded and fried and also in sauce piquant (sp). Only the tail meat is eaten, which reminds me very little of the old joke:
Have you ever had alligator tail?

I never could figure out how to hold one down long enough.
I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress.

I've never had Turtle...what does that taste like?
 
NYT magazine crossword puzzle from last Sunday? (I don't know, it comes in the weekly suburban newspaper:)

Clue for 44 down, 5 letters - "Directed the rowers"
Answer for 44 down - "Coxed"

What I learnt - the existence of this word.

"Kevin coxed the rowers!"

Tee-hee-hee. I'm so infantile.
 
I learned that there is actually a mom in my world who will sit and stuff her face, while her 2 year old sits beside her with her mouth open like a baby bird as each spoonful heads toward that wench's cavernous pie hole. She did it 4 times before my glare of incredulity shamed her into feeding her own precious baby girl.
3 hours later I'm so pissed off that I can't get that moment out of my head...I can't sleep...
 
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...before my glare of incredulity shamed her into feeding her own precious baby girl.
3 hours later I'm so pissed off that I can't get that moment out of my head...I can't sleep...

"glare of incredulity"... You're obviously a learned man. I think I recall you're an educator. Good on you. My wife and both her parents were also.

So I'll bet you have the chops to fix this.

Sorry you can't sleep.


The brain-wrinkle I've acquired recently is that my voice is still high enough that I sing baritone better with girls than with guys. :)
 
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