Today I learned that my brain has it out for me. And that I desperately need sleep. The mind is a valuable ally but one awful adversary.
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This is Not an advertisement...this is me whining and kicking dirt over the fact that we’ll be in Phoenix, AZ on March 23rd.
First World Problem...
2 legs or four? Oh sorry, I was thinking of Noah's ArkToday I learned that I am not descended from two original Mayflower passengers, but in fact four.
I haven't yet traced my ancestors from the Ark, though the rumor is my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather was a large yet handsome tortoise. That's why I never use tort guards on my basses. It feels disrespectful.2 legs or four? Oh sorry, I was thinking of Noah's Ark![]()
Yup.Size 7 shoes aren't for everybody..

I haven't yet traced my ancestors from the Ark, though the rumor is my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather was a large yet handsome tortoise. That's why I never use tort guards on my basses. It feels disrespectful.



Today I learned that my brain has it out for me. And that I desperately need sleep. The mind is a valuable ally but one awful adversary.
Potato / Potatoe ... what's the difference, really?

Your shoe size is also your ring sizeYup.
It is full of disappointment. Too small to be a Man and yet too big for kids, it is No Man's Land.![]()

Dang, I missed outI read 2 threads that were closed last night and learned of a couple of more TB trolls that I was unaware of.![]()
My ring size is 38 double D.Your shoe size is also your ring size
38 double D is also a nice cup size.My ring size is 38 double D.
Just remember the wise words of H. Simpson. "Brain, I know you don't like me and I don't like you. Just help me get through this and I'll go back to slowly killing you with beer".