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What do you do when you're without bass

I just dropped my bass off for a set up, and as always it's supposed to take two to three weeks:crying:. Do, anyway, this is my only bass and I know there's others who only have one as well, so what do you guys do in situations like this?
 
- pack a bong and do a cartwheel
- do pelvic thrusts at people while they are eating in the food court
- eat an entire pie and punch yourself in the stomach
- put on headphones and run around like you're an airplane in public
- shake your penis at passing motorists
- dye your hair red and see what its like to be a ginger for a day
- stop at the middle of a crosswalk and do an air bass solo
 
1) Buy a cheap craigslist bass, $95
2) Buy set up tools: screw driver & allen wrenches, $5
3) Learn to work on bass with the cheapo
4) For $100 you'll have a bass to play and practice on while your other bass is being repair

If you don't feel like doing all that just get play guitar and shred for 3 weeks
 

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