What does your bass say about you?

[jaywa]

PJ Bass = I'm too poor to buy one of each.

 

[Exploiter8]

My basses all agreed when they told me, "Gee, you really don't sweat much for a fat guy!"

 

[totallyfrozen]

What does your bass say about you?

Mine says, "You have absolutely NO IDEA what you're doing, do you?"

 

[MrBuggaboo]

Mine says "Aren't you sorry that you spent two grand on yours?"

 

[4OnTheFloor]

Clean Me

 

[Munjibunga]

"I can't stand P basses, so Fodera was my only other option."

 

[cruzerjd]

Epiphone EB3 " too cheap to buy a Gibson but want a set neck too"

 

[Malak the Mad]

Fender Aerodyne: I watch WAAAAAAAAAAAY too much Anime!

 

[giantenemybird]

Dingwall says: "I want to be Nolly from Periphery"

 

[M.R. Ogle]

My gawd... this is the funniest TB thread ever!!!

 

[bassbenj]

I've actually heard G&L players say that... And I think they're at least somewhat right.

Hey we ARE right! I'm sure people have heard me say it about my L2500 main axes. In fact, I'll admit I actually have wired "Leo's last circuit" into one of my SX basses!

 

[Gaolee]

EB-2 = who do the hell you think you are anyway? Answer: Huh?

 

[NightTripper]

Squier Jaguar: I'm cheap and poor, but too much of a hipster douche to get something ordinary like a P or J.

 

[calypsocoral302]

My Blake P-bass clone says "I got this bass for $100 in 1998 from a kid who didn't know anything about it."

My Charvel says "The Blake wasn't pointy enough, and didn't have enough pickups."

My Ibanez SR says "I can't buy a shapely, sleek, sexy woman (at least, not on my budget!)-- so I bought a shapely, sleek, sexy bass guitar instead."

 

[Einherjar]

I have no idea what mine say. Squier matt freeman, American special p bass, peavey millennium ac bxp, and samick corsair. Probably that I'm cheap and try to get good bang per buck ratio on my purchases.

Mine sucked, but this thread is ****ing awesome. Lol.

 

[Groove Doctor]

What does Fretless bass say about me?

- I couldn't colour in between the lines properly, so I got rid of them completely.
- I like to make things harder than they need to be.
- Near enough is good enough.
- I got sick of the guitarist asking me 'can I have a go of your bass, man?'.
- "Jaco was a genius".
- "it sounds just like a double bass, only better".

(Two of these are true.... but I'm not saying which ones )

 

[swervy jervy]

Hofner: l own a velvet sport coat and several vinyl Red Skelton comedy albums.

 

[avvie]

As a proud new owner of an Ibanez Sr700 I whole heartily agree with that description of ibanezes

Lol! yeah, me too!

I can't lift my Yamaha any more, but I converted it into a 5-string Sterling anyway. Ibanez's are my gigging axes now.

 

[Ronbeast]

My black and maple Frankenstein p-bass says: " Please kill me, my truss rod hasn't worked in 2 years...."

My cort's say: " Wow, he must really like us, he has three of us! Ermmm, which one of us is number one?"

My Hamer says: " I'm just the guinea pig for some sicko's weird mods..."

And the basses I'm building say: " He was supposed to finish us like, 2 years ago. I'm getting tired of waiting on his lazy ass..."

That seems about right. At least I don't have to listen to my electric guitars, they could talk your ears off with their high-pitched whining and don't even get me started on my acoustic, so much terrible feedback from that guy!

 

[Fenwick]

Not much. I let my playing do the talking