What does your bass say about you?

[bassteban]

________ bass: *I'm the one that makes the butts shake*

 

[Durockrolly]

My bass was born without the ability to speak so it just makes weird moanie/groanie noises!

 

[tlmoscow]

I play a Yamaha BB1000S because I'm the love child of Bridget Bardot and Peter Hook.

 

[Phlipper]

My basses have always been Ibanez SR series, currently an SR 370M. Think it says ...

"I'm old and my shoulders and back ache when I play anything that weighs more than a toothpick, and my old arthritic fingers needs a flat, fast neck to get around and back to the root notes on time.

 

[Munjibunga]

The question is, "What does your boss say about you?"

 

[JimmyM]

My bass says nothing. But if it could say something, it would be, "Quit picking your nose and touching me."

 

[EagleMoon]

My bass says rawr.

 

[punkjazzben]

This thread title sounds like something that you might find on the cover of Bass Guitar Magazine if its editor had just come from Cosmopolitan.

New game?

 

[reverendrally]

My bass says nothing. But if it could say something, it would be, "Quit picking your nose and touching me."

GOLD!

 

[manolo578]

Says I'm not mainstream considering I have a yamaha

 

[Jools4001]

My basses growl that I'm an angry young man - but they clearly didn't notice that 40 years have slipped by any more than I did.

Oh and FWIW I think P-basses say "I'm a conformist"

 

[Goldmember]

Gretsch = "F*** the P-Bass: I want to groove like Danny Partridge!"

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[JACink]

Squier VM fretless: I want to play like Jaco, but whats a harmonic?

Acoustic bass guitar: I am too lazy to get up from the sofa and hit the power switch.

 

[I-play-bass]

Mine would say "You like it fast, tight and thick".

 

[nukes_da_bass]

Thread title..."what does your bass say about you?"

Nukes..."I don't know, what does it say about me? Does it talk crap behind my back? I've always suspected as much. OP do you know and aren't telling me? What has MY bass been saying to YOU about ME?"

(I just woke from a bad dream maybe I need more coffee).

 

[Kuroth]

Hahhaha I like this one..

EBMM Bongo = "I like BMWs and toilets"



My Bongo says to me.. "You suck.. Learn how to play me dammit"

 

[JLY]

My bass says "you will get tired of me and to replace within a year"!!! Funny thread!

 

[MegaSwing]

My bass had better not be talking about me to strangers. That is an internal matter.

 

[SoVeryTired]

My ACG says "You really don't deserve me".

My Squier P Special with the mirror scratchplate says "Hey! You look just like me!".

 

[armybass]

"WHORE!"