<--Audio prostitute
<---Bass player "of the evening"
<----5 string bartender
I appreciate your cheery cynicism.
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<--Audio prostitute
<---Bass player "of the evening"
<----5 string bartender
Gee, you sound like fun...
Do I detect a hint of elitism?Yeah, I'd rather be in a REAL band.
So what real band do you play in right now? I've been doing clubs and bars for 40 years and would like to step up to the big league, so any advice would be much appreciated.Yeah, I'd rather be in a REAL band.
You left out the most important job of all... You play the most awesome sounding music that you can for anyone that wants to listen... Or dance... Or drink... Or take a piss... Or hit on your best friends girl...I'm talking as a band. Make people dance? Sell beer? Entertain?
This next song is called "Be sure to tip the bartenders and guy in the hat stop hitting on my girlfriend"You left out the most important job of all... You play the most awesome sounding music that you can for anyone that wants to listen... Or dance... Or drink... Or take a piss... Or hit on your best friends girl...![]()
So, have you got any realistic plan on how to make money on your music?Exactly. Let these moronic club owners and promoters figure out why their craphole dive reeking of bar stench isn't selling alcohol and let the band worry about providing the music. If the promoter gets a decent band, it's the club's fault if they don't sell alkohol.
The CUBS, for decades never had to worry about how bad their team was... the bleachers were filled every day with the same unemployed drunks yelling profanities at the players, year after year. Their on field performance dictated their future careers, not beer sales. Harry Cary was the beer salesman for baseball in Chicago and the bars around Wrigley are filled with drunks all year long.
No prob. Here it is: https://www.amazon.com/Practicing-M...preST=_SY291_BO1,204,203,200_QL40_&dpSrc=srchYou mind sharing a little more info on the book? Author, publisher etc. Appreciate it!